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"I would have a huge dick if I was a guy." -helen

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"I don't even think I go out for 135 seconds." -helen too thick

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"It smells like sweaty ball-sacks in piñata right now." -Grace the optimist

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I got a 10 o'clock. I can sleep in

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"Let's ask him to play the Lazy Song next." -no helen

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You saw it here first #Smokeshow

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Devil Burt

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Sporty Burt

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Hanky Panky Greek Week update: Volleyball: Burt makes contact with the ball once. Already limping.

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Casey & the stripper

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"Guys I low key have a frank Sinatra voice." -okay Dobbs

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Ooooooh I wanna dance with somebody (Helen has the account night brb)

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Only ones at new bar/uptown/anywhere

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"I went through a phase where I would only eat mini cupcakes." -young helen

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Just loading the dishwasher

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Tip toein in my Jordans

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"I haven't worn these shoes since I got my pants cut off." Anonymous #helen

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"I got a breakfast sandwich and fries. It's brunch."

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Which one of us is sober enough to drive?

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"I was wearing 6 month old clothing when I came out of the womb." -Helen #10poundbaby