imagine.xoxo

🦎💸

[paul piss @paul_piss]

Pretending not to know about 9/11 when you meet Americans is my new bit

[Zoya @Zoyag9fc]

NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THE FUCKING HEAVINESS OF BECOMING A WOMAN AND REALIZING ALL THE THINGS YOUR MOTHER WAS SUPPOSED TO TEACH YOU THAT SHE SIMPLY.. DIDN’T.

[мαтт @chamattleao]

procedimento estéticos que eu faria:

1- eutanásia
2- coma induzido
3- lobotomia

[kasia @ieqnzges]

se czlowiek zapali i od razu kurwa tak jakos

[ً @artfuIchaos]

how do you tell someone "i'm not ignoring you i'm just disconnected from reality right now and the days are all blurred together and i feel completely apathetic towards everyone/everything around me so it's really hard for me to maintain a conversation" without saying that

[boot. @percculator]

I’m always reminded how insane it is to have kids when I wake up hungover at 1pm and reach for my vape to scroll ig and I see my hg been up since 7am on a Saturday at her kids’ fucking soccer practice like holy shit what a life

[lia @esnupiei]

quando eu vou na farmácia comprar antidepressivo e encontro uma menina da minha idade comprando pacote de fralda

[Cony | coltland era @Con0mmm]

Me when im watching a ryan gosling movie and ryan gosling appears on the screen

[twotex @TW0TEX]

Moving out of your parents and living by yourself introduces you to activities you never realized you could do completely naked

[Harbinger of corn 🇺🇸 @SkersOnTop]

@AlexNewman55 Words cannot express the hatred I have for this guy

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

So men literally believes sucking boobs turns us on?😂😂

[اقرأ @ghoulhag]

straight men: orgasm
gay men: orgasm
lesbians: orgasm
straight women: honestly it’s no big deal i’m just here for the cuddles i don’t mind it’s okay that i don’t orgasm sex is sex 😭❤️ we’re all trying our best it’s not his fault

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

woke up so horny i could rip a door off its hinges so i just started fucking running. 8 miles + 900 ft

[BlackSword @Blacksword011]

What men don’t understand about the mental load

[Kim Jong Mikel @musicncode]

me at 1am: