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Come for the spaghetti jokes but stay for the hot mess. Cheers 🥂

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@kloogans Why would you need technology 🤔

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I asked my son whom is helping me with a crossword , another word for "atmospheric layer "
11: I don't know
Me: Ozone and haha you just got .........O Zoned
11: sick diss mom

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@vxytri I'm betting ur a Pisces

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@Giannis_An34 Aster Glow

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"Sigma" means you reject love, instead u r all about that bachelor life

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Rizz means you can pull

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Me: For the 10th time wash your hands
13: "wash your hands*" *rewind noise "wash your hands" *rewind noise "wash your hands" *rewind noise

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Seamless leggings!? No thank you, I need that ass crack seam. The am I or am I not wearing a diaper look is not for me

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

who decided we don't eat flamingos

[coppertone bb @coppertonebb]

the gap in my resume is when christ carried me

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@LeahsLounge Donna

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@rickygervais @ladbible "you had me at fucking hello"

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My only investment in Twitter will be emotional, ..financially, I'm in over my head with the Cheerio and banana market

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It starts with $8, but what about next year? The year after ? 🤔

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@ConanOBrien Says a 24/7 clown 🤡

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🤌 my pumpkins

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@bewgtweets Liar Liar

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Why are all boys either shirts or skins

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Hoping eating one serving of watermelon is 1 whole watermelon 🤞

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@Tbone7219 Honestly a butt load