Baby Jake

Been chillin in my moms belly since March 2011, just busted out Nov 16th. been droppin hot tweets since!

[Baby Jake @panpizza2011]

Mom just told me she's having another baby.... what is she, a Pez dispenser?

[Baby Jake @panpizza2011]

Tried 2 catch some color yesterday while rockin some cornhole with my peeps, #epicfail lookin like uncle Tim after a Kaules session! #crispy

[Baby Jake @panpizza2011]

@stefwoz who's showing more nipple, J-Lo at the Oscars, or me in my new profile pic? #silverdollars #tinydimes

[Baby Jake @panpizza2011]

@laurenwoz88 you forgot to put the cream on my family jewels after u changed me! #3montholdproblems

[Baby Jake @panpizza2011]

Just submitted an application to be on next season of #jerseyshore, Included my new profile pic on application #awyeah #noshirt #deadsexy

[961 KISS @961KISS]

Follow us and RETWEET this before 10am for chance to win Pens/Ducks tickets for tonight #BudLightDuckHunt

[Baby Jake @panpizza2011]

Pawerty wasz twoo crazyy. 2 much milk , can't spewl - dontp remnener my name

[Baby Jake @panpizza2011]

Throwin my 1st party tomorrow. Pool party at the church (mom be callin it a baptism) then cracking back some warm milks till we pass out.

[Baby Jake @panpizza2011]

Went outside to let the dogs out- there is snow up to my shoulders! #3montholdproblems

[Baby Jake @panpizza2011]

Sitting in your poop until ur dad Big Pizza gets off his butt to change you #2montholdproblems

[Baby Jake @panpizza2011]

Haters said my tweet game fell off, ew I needed that #drake

[Baby Jake @panpizza2011]

“@Santa_St_Claus: The only milk I accept is 1%, 2% & Breast.” #metoo !

[Baby Jake @panpizza2011]

I'm like 30 times the age I was from when my profile pic was taken... I need an IPhone from Santa so I can keep my pic #fresh and #hot

[Baby Jake @panpizza2011]

When I cry, people automatically think I need milk... I'm not hungry! I'm just having nightmares of being locked in a room w/ #jamesharrison

[Baby Jake @panpizza2011]

Been on the #dl for a lil -The nurses @ the magee been looking for me since they found out I was the 1 telling kids that Santa isn't real

[Baby Jake @panpizza2011]

My daddy likes their pepperoni rolls, but I #hate #sunseri

[Baby Jake @panpizza2011]

Never watched hockey before, but I think my Dog plays for the Penguins - they keep talking about #Crosby

[Baby Jake @panpizza2011]

4 days old today. Celebrating by taking shots of boobie milk #swag #on

[Baby Jake @panpizza2011]

I think mom was eating pretzels last night, cause this stuff is #salty

[Baby Jake @panpizza2011]

Just met Crosby #WINNING