sawyer

Gamer and CR7 fanboy

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@Aliozvsc How the fuck is cris faster then leao who is a top 5 fastest player rn

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@FireSierre7 Be loud, and when Ronaldo is taking a penalty or fk, shush the fans that boo, what I did vs Ghana it works

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@OmarJimenez

[aa9skillz @aa9skillz]

The “best midfield in football” couldn’t create 1 opportunity

The top assist man in Premier league history was invincible

Leao couldn’t beat one person 1v1

Just send Silva to Real Madrid now.

But wait, let’s only talk about cr7…. Fucking dude lives rent free in everyones head

[sawyer @panrellex]

@Kalshi My app has been saying it needs 3 business days to process my info for the last month, can I get some help?

[sawyer @panrellex]

@ChipotleTweets everytime I go to the location on 110th and broadway, the black woman wearing a mask, serving food intentionally messes up my order and my friends order and refuses to change it. Very rude always and refuses to give us sauces.

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@mercyl4s 5 and 1 assist

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@ItsKasum @nyknicks ❤️

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Met the goat. So happy, #dexter #dexterresurection show looks sick. @DexterDaily

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@Kish_P14 I had a dream I was in a hotel room with doue barcola dembele and kounde and one of them stole one of my cleats, 2022 gold air mercurials that I’ve never owned?

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@larpcapitalwc @ItsKasum Pocket money?

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@TBKbets @FabrizioRomano @Rtiban1 Ronaldo moment not abnormal to celebrate with your teammate

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@ssentongopeter5 Well well well…

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@FabrizioRomano Ironic from the worst goalkeeper in the history of the premier league

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@ManUtd We’re getting cooked by grimsby

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@DexterDaily @jscottamy Perfect episode

[sawyer @panrellex]

My mom struggled to get pregnant after my oldest brother so they resulted to IVF for my brother and I,but since he was a healthier embryo, he was born and I was forgotten about in a freezer. Then 8 years later my parents got a hospital bill for thousands of dollars. And here I am

[Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic]

Share a piece of lore about yourself

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the way i just celebrated that last pen you’d think i was born and raised in lisbon

[fan 🇵🇹 @NoodleHairCR7]

THE GREATEST THERE IS THE GREATEST THERE WAS THE GREATEST THERE EVER WILL BE