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Your TV career - it's behind you!

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: Amanda Holden looks great, for one of the eponymous in the movie of Roald Dahl's "The Witches"

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diversity won. when susan boyle comes round from this walking coma i'm sure she'll be pleased for them

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THERE IS A GOD

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seeya julian, coolest clarinet player since woody allen

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RECOUNT!!!!!

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Thank god holly's not through. Sad for Stavros Flatley and Aiden though

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susan boyle sure makes me feel uncomfortable, such a loose cannon

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OK that's it for now. Vote for Stavros Flatley or Aidan!!! leave boyle to her candlelit suppers. Panto out.

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imagine if this guy won

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well, he's certainly playing an instrument

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they're good but the little one really lets it down, he's all over the place

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Diversity time

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she looks like a face drawn on the end of a thumb

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oh emmett

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you know what they say, out of time with the music, out of step with the world

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Are you ready for the ULTIMATE 'Hyacinth Bucket singing at Emmet over the fence' performance

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susan's boils now

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urgh he's such a cock

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ano ano ano ano ano ANO ANO ANO ANO

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yeah good show, sing the exact same song you sang before...