andrea seib

specializing in half-baked dad jokes for over a decade.

[andrea seib @pants04]

@Delta laptop got left in a flight from jfk to lax tonight. Can you help? #desperate

[andrea seib @pants04]

ok, so which came first, the album https://t.co/puyu1sg6Fe or the emoji 🌅? you decide. @linkinpark #OneMoreLight #newmusicfriday

[andrea seib @pants04]

#threeyoncé

[andrea seib @pants04]

i love carbs.

[andrea seib @pants04]

its jan 31st so im gonna go ahead and get this out of my system for good: HAPPYNEWYEAR HAPPYNEWYEAR HAPPYNEWYEAR HAPPYNEWYEAR #HAPPYNEWYEAR

[andrea seib @pants04]

keep thinking ashton kutcher is gonna randomly show up when watching presidential coverage on tv.

[andrea seib @pants04]

finally hit that age where it feels like my face is melting off of my head.

[andrea seib @pants04]

@AnnaShinoda sounds like we need a good brainstorm sesh for some new, amazing products in footwear. hang in there, gurl.

[andrea seib @pants04]

thanksgiving, black friday, small business saturday, i'm gonna ruin your long weekend with work emails sunday, cyber monday. got it.

[andrea seib @pants04]

i mean, who knew that one 'hot sundae' episode of saved by the bell would have such a profound impact on our daily adult lives 20 yrs later.

[andrea seib @pants04]

corporate america is sucking the funny out of me. heLp.

[andrea seib @pants04]

pumpkin is the new ranch.

[andrea seib @pants04]

this must be confusing for millennials. he should have called his band "not skrillex" #epicdancemoves #todayshow https://t.co/iwv5UxHpHZ

[andrea seib @pants04]

@bennyrubin that's taking it to a whole new level i can't f*ck with.

[andrea seib @pants04]

nothing makes me feel dumber than microsoft excel. thanks @BillGates

[andrea seib @pants04]

#NationalDogDay is the best day on social media. hands/paws down.

[andrea seib @pants04]

@heydudeimadam #ifyoucouldnot

[andrea seib @pants04]

kids: they'll voluntarily do all the stuff we as adults feel we need to be intoxicated to do at weddings.

[andrea seib @pants04]

@cutty P-Shitty

[andrea seib @pants04]

haven't flown @Delta in a while. what happened to the botoxed redhead?!