The Great Blumpkin

Arizona State alum 🔱, Pauly Shore liked one of my tweets once

[The Great Blumpkin @pantsDJ69]

“What’ll it be tonight, sir?”
“Oh, I don’t know, gimme a…

[The Great Blumpkin @pantsDJ69]

@leighalexandra4 Oh this some bullshit right here…

[The Great Blumpkin @pantsDJ69]

It looks like that dinosaur that spit on Newman.

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[The Great Blumpkin @pantsDJ69]

@thatgirlKacy12 , it’s time

[The Great Blumpkin @pantsDJ69]

It’s the final weekend without college football. WE MADE IT, YOU GUYS! Now, understand that I hope the worst things happen to you and your team and nobody but you and your team. Especially you and and your team, @thatgirlKacy12

[The Great Blumpkin @pantsDJ69]

@leighalexandra4

[Defector @DefectorMedia]

Their owner is a drunk who smells of formaldehyde and has all the cognitive skills of an overcooked brisket, and his kid is even dumber. The Cowboys suck. https://t.co/NC7t6PVmXb

[claudia ☆ @4ui12i124u]

the love of ur life is latina and insane

[The Great Blumpkin @pantsDJ69]

Play Free Bird! In its entirety. While reviewing the goal.

[The Great Blumpkin @pantsDJ69]

CM Punk always looks like he got called into work on his day off.

[Coach Mike Sanford @Coach_Sanford2]

ASU’s Equipment Managers:

First Ballot HOF Knowers of Ball 🤌

[The Great Blumpkin @pantsDJ69]

I’m not sure what to do with my…first round bye.

[The Great Blumpkin @pantsDJ69]

@CooperEarlJones @gordonkeith He took part in the invasion of Omaha Bleach

[The Great Blumpkin @pantsDJ69]

I THOUGHT WE DIDN’T CELEBRATE COLUMBUS DAY ANYMORE

[pj @pjayevans]

Never cared too much when the dvd logo hit the corner of the screen. My friends would hoot and holler and I’d sit there thinking about future pandemics and the divided political sphere

[The Great Blumpkin @pantsDJ69]

DID I MISS NATIONAL DOG DAY?!

[The Great Blumpkin @pantsDJ69]

Friends, that Kendrick song may be the most lyrically impressive song of all time, but I can’t get over the track sounding like the house music from Bad Boys 2.

[The Great Blumpkin @pantsDJ69]

@thatgirlKacy12 Yeah totally

[The Great Blumpkin @pantsDJ69]

Bump @thatgirlKacy12

[The Great Blumpkin @pantsDJ69]

It’s the final weekend without college football. WE MADE IT, YOU GUYS! Now, understand that I hope the worst things happen to you and your team and nobody but you and your team. Especially you and and your team, @thatgirlKacy12

[The Great Blumpkin @pantsDJ69]

@DaninFortWorth @thatgirlKacy12 I’d go on, butt I’m pooped

[The Great Blumpkin @pantsDJ69]

@thatgirlKacy12 The puck saw what he had for lunch