Andrew Panzarella

Jefferson '17 | Kent '18 | USAFA '22 | Function in Chaos & Finish with Class

[Andrew Panzarella @PanzarAJ]

Y'all say whatever you want about WV. Charles Town just had a "positive picketing" event.

[Andrew Panzarella @PanzarAJ]

@tylerpanz Girl, if BEER is the first thing you want, you ain't ready. 😂

[Andrew Panzarella @PanzarAJ]

@tylerpanz Straight people reading this: he's talking about hosting casual dinner parties.

[Andrew Panzarella @PanzarAJ]

@ariel_vc99 Girl this is a hate crime

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@NathalieMoffat Nat I totally thought the same thing 😂

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@AOC @Beeenleblanc @tylerpanz

[Andrew Panzarella @PanzarAJ]

@RyleeKamryn Tweet of the year 😂

[Andrew Panzarella @PanzarAJ]

*COUGH*...@SierraAlayne

[Andrew Panzarella @PanzarAJ]

When you get on Twitter six weeks later and @SierraAlayne still isn't married to Drake. 💁

[david @_elvishpresley_]

waiter: do you have any allergies?

me: latex

waiter: I mean is there anything you can’t eat

me: airplanes

[Andrew Panzarella @PanzarAJ]

Leading the storm on Area 51

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

me auditioning as seaweed in the little mermaid just to be near harry https://t.co/abE3QgWg2V

[ian @ianisuglyyy]

this is my actual reaction whenever a kid orders milk with their meal

[Andrew Panzarella @PanzarAJ]

Mom: *getting knee injections*
Me: "Mom, how's your knee doing?"
Mom: "Good, I put KT tape on my left knee. Tried to match it with my outfit."

😂

[Andrew Panzarella @PanzarAJ]

@tylerpanz Try blocking

[chillgirlbae @jillianrg0]

this is how hot i like my showers

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Andrew Panzarella @PanzarAJ]

@SierraAlayne Hello yes I would like to apply

[Andrew Panzarella @PanzarAJ]

@morgan_ustick1 @jall_en (little does she know...that's the active ingredient in sunscreen)

[Andrew Panzarella @PanzarAJ]

@morgan_ustick1 Rumor has it oxybenzone is great.

[Andrew Panzarella @PanzarAJ]

@ColeDevine Everything you post is a cry for help

[🥷🏿 @kftwt]

all 6 of my brain cells assembling so I can spell necessary https://t.co/EmiAV5OMV6