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“No one’s gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since Nam.”

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No fair catch call. No late hit. Bears recover fumble. Packers ball?

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Seth Rogen, in Long Shot, said that Jennifer Aniston staring in movies doesn’t make her a movie star. My mind is blown! Could not be more accurate.

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After tonight’s game, I’m convinced Aaron Rodgers is sleeping with Roger Goodell. So many huge bail outs.