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Apparently, I haven't tweeted in 8.5 years. Funny to look back at my old thoughts.

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@natlghtkiller @tailgateking99 Is that Flagship gonna throw the Mayweather fight up on its 15 screens on Saturday night?

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@rdheadqt Haha! The pan-tilt-zoom cameras must've overheated following me running between the roulette tables.

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@tailgateking99 @natlghtkiller @TFogey @bakerjd4 @BLinn07 I don't know what this means, but I lik ethe hashtag!

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@tailgateking99 Haha. Thanks!

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@tailgateking99 @jleeb25 has learned that disappointment is minimized
when expectations are low.

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@natlghtkiller @tailgateking99 @jleeb25 @BLinn07 I just need time to prepare. Do you think they make a flyboard adapter for the Hey Now?

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@tailgateking99 @natlghtkiller @rdheadqt @jleeb25 @BLinn07 @bakerjd4 For boating season next year... http://t.co/kaNcDlo4

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In the last year and 6 days, I have spent 3 days, 8 hours, and 47 minutes running.

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America, back to back world war champs!

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What is the over/under for shootings in the Chicagoland area in the next 24 hours?

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@TFogey @jleef25 Are you calling me Hitler?

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@jleef25 and I about got ran over by an 18 year old bieber look alike driving a rolls around our condo complex. #privileged

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@natlghtkiller @tailgateking99 What time are you guys going to saber the 15L bottle of Ace of Spades?

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@tailgateking99 @natlghtkiller @jbotich Are you flying the pink pirate booty flag?

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@natlghtkiller @tailgateking99 You guys should get your party catered from that pay what you can Panera over on Diversey. #beermunchies

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Gonna take the DSLR out to the range and tune up the swing for the summer. #abouttime

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I wonder if Mayweather would read my letter if I sent him one in prison? #ID# 01363917, 330 S. Casino Center Blvd, Las Vegas

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I hope Andy Zhang, Casey Martin, and Spencer Levin are in the lead Sunday smoking cigarettes and riding golf carts. #US Open

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Why are there commercials about seat belt safety? #wasteofmoney