Randy Steiner ⛳🎣🏍

Boomer Sooner! Patriotic as hell. 🇺🇸 Life is way too short, Enjoy the ride. Don’t sweat the small stuff. I’m called sarcastic, can’t imagine why? 🤔

[Randy Steiner ⛳🎣🏍 @papacowboy1]

@VCSRonaldJ You treat it right and with respect. Maintain it well and it will treat you right and be there for you. You worked hard for it, now enjoy.

[Randy Steiner ⛳🎣🏍 @papacowboy1]

@Jessica32340287 Amen to that!! Hand me a wrench.

[Randy Steiner ⛳🎣🏍 @papacowboy1]

@OUSoonerSteph The pope can’t even save K Who football. 😂

[Randy Steiner ⛳🎣🏍 @papacowboy1]

@CrownAndJoke Plateaus are expected. Change up your routine or switch out a couple exercises every 3-4 weeks. It shocks your body out of being stuck. A small change makes a huge difference.

[Nick Karns @karnsies817]

In light of Tom Brady getting lost in the sauce the Browns are now required to win the Super Bowl next year so we can all see how many beers Baker Mayfield can shotgun at the parade.

[Randy Steiner ⛳🎣🏍 @papacowboy1]

@Acosta @petermorrisCNN You must literally masturbate to him every night. 🤦‍♂️🤨

[Joe Buettner @JoeBuettner]

Fun fact: Oklahoma football has made the national championship game every season this century that it's hosted Nebraska in Norman.

The Sooners welcome the Huskers on Sept. 18.

[Randy Steiner ⛳🎣🏍 @papacowboy1]

@terry_ruck @OUSoonerSteph Yeah I’ll pass. Lol

[Randy Steiner ⛳🎣🏍 @papacowboy1]

@OUSoonerSteph @terry_ruck Tuaca. Just the smell does me in now. 😂

[Randy Steiner ⛳🎣🏍 @papacowboy1]

@InvictaRegina So now we have to say pectoral cancer awareness??

[Randy Steiner ⛳🎣🏍 @papacowboy1]

@Kory_B12C I’m assuming this happened right after she blow dried her hair while in the shower?

[Randy Steiner ⛳🎣🏍 @papacowboy1]

I don’t think I’ve seen such a lop sided poorly officiated game in a long time. Especially for a championship game. NFL should be ashamed. #ChiefsvsBuccaneers #NFLTwitter

[Randy Steiner ⛳🎣🏍 @papacowboy1]

@OUSoonerSteph And as a side note Stephanie. I was just joking. I have no room to talk about being old as I’m older than you. 😊

[Randy Steiner ⛳🎣🏍 @papacowboy1]

@OUSoonerSteph No just old...🤣🤣

[Randy Steiner ⛳🎣🏍 @papacowboy1]

@CrownAndJoke Can you get two liter bawls? 😊

[Randy Steiner ⛳🎣🏍 @papacowboy1]

@Jessica32340287 Amen Jessica

[Randy Steiner ⛳🎣🏍 @papacowboy1]

@OUSoonerSteph What is it with all of these Hollywood people getting face lifts that leave them looking like the Joker from Batman?? Their cheeks are horrible. 😳

[Randy Steiner ⛳🎣🏍 @papacowboy1]

@CrownAndJoke It’s just a flesh wound

[Randy Steiner ⛳🎣🏍 @papacowboy1]

@Jessica32340287 Words are like bullets. Once they leave the chamber you can’t pull them back. Sometimes we’re all quick on the mouth trigger.