PappyCraw

Nicotine addict, moderate approaching frequent gambler, beer lover, Jordan Love glazer, marlboro red enthusiast, Caleb Willam’s biggest hater.

[PappyCraw @papacraw03]

First tweet in a min but just wanted to say i totally understand how dads get obsessed with their lawns. Especially in this fall weather dude are you kiddin me, get done mowing crack a beer and watch NFL. Might never catch me doing anything else #GoPackGo #fuckbenjohnson

[PappyCraw @papacraw03]

do you think any of us will ever hit a hole in one

[PappyCraw @papacraw03]

being on this side of the bad man rodge is not something i want to experience again

[PappyCraw @papacraw03]

i need to be on twitter more I apologize to those that are putting in the effort i’ll be better

[PappyCraw @papacraw03]

“i’m not gonna touch my penis this time so i’m not gonna wash my hands this time” -Max Mitchell

[PappyCraw @papacraw03]

@bmoo_01 you convinced me

[PappyCraw @papacraw03]

@LeJordan_sexual get it out man your good

[PappyCraw @papacraw03]

@viridityharp @bmoo_01 honestly kind of ridiculous it took this long kyle i have a lot of respect for your playlist but pls do better

[PappyCraw @papacraw03]

for some reason the mallards decided to have a pride day and hand out gay flags at the gate so as you can imagine im pretty pissed off

[PappyCraw @papacraw03]

@ratatapowers1 @jdiddy847 Diddy in 4

[PappyCraw @papacraw03]

the amount of little kids i have to dodge while working at the mallards is absolutely ridiculous and im about to start sending drop kicks

[PappyCraw @papacraw03]

just ripped a bob and prefired the trip to the nearest toilet #wintergreenzyn

[PappyCraw @papacraw03]

the taco of success drips salsa of failure #LoveOnTheSpectrum

[PappyCraw @papacraw03]

I invested in the beer guy… and the interest is high #CantWaitToDriveHome

[PappyCraw @papacraw03]

I woke up today starving so I went in the fridge and grabbed the only food we have left in the dorm, leftover pancakes. So I heat up said pancakes and have them for breakfast and as I go to take my last bite I look down and discover what appears to be mold. Awesome.

[PappyCraw @papacraw03]

@jdiddy847 yup

[PappyCraw @papacraw03]

@speedydeuce him

[Deuce @speedydeuce]

I’ll sleep well tonight knowing that despite the loss, I am not a Mormon

[PappyCraw @papacraw03]

badgers loss and mcdonald’s closed early rough night for pow and the rest of us #fuckmormons

[PappyCraw @papacraw03]

@ratatapowers1 i’m good oot