G_Skinny

Filled with selfie-loathing.

[G_Skinny @PapaGSkinny]

Alone, I stare into the void.

The Void: My god, you have dreamy eyes.

- the terrible curse of Ryan Gothling

[G_Skinny @PapaGSkinny]

Today I learned that the new sexy is a man with his shirt off, holding cleaning supplies.

Is this a widely-held standard of male attractiveness, or is my wife’s view idiosyncratic?

[G_Skinny @PapaGSkinny]

@MarkJCarney Attaboy.

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@pattibacchus We can survive this [obscene expletive] in charge to the south, and then thrive. Better to be a larger part of the global trade network and less dependent on the US.

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@Lizzs_Lockeroom 7. I had a po’ boy once but I really don’t think it was anywhere near authentic, so I’m not claiming 8.

[G_Skinny @PapaGSkinny]

@ThatBloke_Jesus Forgive us, Lord, for we know not what we do (because we’re irredeemable idiots).

[G_Skinny @PapaGSkinny]

Message to small children of punk parents: “F**k you I won’t do what you tell me” is an acceptable response to an oppressive government telling you to fall in line; it is not an acceptable response to your parents asking you to come here so I can put some sunscreen on you.

[G_Skinny @PapaGSkinny]

@iamalmostlegend Nice work there, Mr. C.

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If there isn’t a Swedish death-metal band called ABBAtoir then why are we even here?

[G_Skinny @PapaGSkinny]

GNU Terry Pratchett

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

We have a world where rational people can't talk about the future without admitting it's likely to be extremely bleak but don't worry, you still get to watch a bunch of obscenely rich people having fun in outer space

[Wab Kinew @WabKinew]

Right back at you Governor. 🤝

[Devin Heroux @Devin_Heroux]

25 years later. Remember Joe? He’s actually CBC colleague Jeff Douglas.

He’s back with an updated Canadian rant.

“MY NAME IS JEFF AND WE ARE CANADIAN”

https://t.co/3oYaBVRK3v

[Truman Peyote @CharmingGrump]

14,491 parsecs/s. *Slaps trunk* You could fit so many Kessel runs into this bad boy

[Truman Peyote @CharmingGrump]

A measly 47,211 light years per second.

[Andy Bowers @evilpez4]

BREAKING: Canada’s Fentanyl Czar shown with latest drug sniffing dog hire.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Slavery was legal.
Segregation was legal.

Never use legality as a guide to morality.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Even if this was true, so what? Be a good person anyway. Not everything is about getting something in exchange.

[G_Skinny @PapaGSkinny]

So, identifying “liberal echo chambers” as inferior platforms, @elonmusk defends free speech by creating a conservative echo chamber. Got it.

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@PuppiesIover James.

[@hockeyesque @hockeyesque]

Good time for Wayne and Mr Orr to tell us where they stand