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Everything here is a joke. Except my posts about NFTs and the metaverse, those are serious

[papaiza @papaiza]

Marty supreme is the most 2025 movie of the year. The adventures of a white boy planning his trip to Japan

[papaiza @papaiza]

This is why TikTok is the best app. A video of a bunch of high schoolers dancing at a school dance, is being picked apart and analyzed by the internet. It’s amazing https://t.co/xEDwH4xOOG

[papaiza @papaiza]

Good thing Wendy’s is never surging

[FOX 11 Los Angeles @FOXLA]

Wendy's to test 'surge-pricing' menu that updates based on demand: reports. https://t.co/BURwLgAN4x Click the image to read more:

[papaiza @papaiza]

We are at a new dawn for movie promotion. Make an obviously weird video in hopes that people quote tweet it to make fun of it. I wouldn’t even know this movie existed if it weren’t for Twitter reply guys

[One Take 🎬 @OneTakeNews]

A new promo video for ‘MADAME WEB’ has been released.

[papaiza @papaiza]

Finally, the perfect bottle of alcohol

[New York Post @nypost]

Doritos rolls out $65 bottle of nacho cheese-flavored liquor that ‘tastes like the real thing’ https://t.co/Hq8a7yJV5X

[papaiza @papaiza]

Hitting this note on the recorder felt so good

[papaiza @papaiza]

Social media has glamorized work life so much that people see themselves as corporate baddies, when in reality we are all wage slaves

[𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆🇺🇲 @Endthemisery1]

Omg, poor baby has her first job. Like..she has to commute?? Like...she has to cook dinner?? Like...no time or energy to work out?? Like..she's working in person not remote??? Like...She. Has. To. Work. 9. To. 5 ??? What????🙄

[papaiza @papaiza]

@lousaysthings Half the replies here are crucifying me for going to McDonald’s in Italy

https://t.co/qSEA8tRiPG

[papaiza @papaiza]

Y’all love to make fun of all the songs that they use in Netflix dating shows, but that’s what every Taylor Swift song sounds like to me

[papaiza @papaiza]

I’d like to say that I’m surprised. But I feel like if you believe in acupuncture, you can easily be convinced of anything. Naturopath girlies are gold mine for scammers

[mallory (she/her)💬 @this_is_mallory]

I guess it was only a matter of time before the anti-glasses grift became a thing?

This community is so hellbent on having a contrarian opinion on every incredible scientific invention.

[papaiza @papaiza]

They are all perfect in their own right, but here are the definitive reviews for each movie: https://t.co/RzhKNscvUl

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

Halloweentown Films Official Ranking (Real)

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discourse closed

[papaiza @papaiza]

Converge is to music, what David Lynch is to movies

[papaiza @papaiza]

Everyone, reply to this

[papaiza @papaiza]

All virtual socials at work are criminal

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Since people are talking about it what was the worst pandemic fad

[papaiza @papaiza]

My favourite part of this is that water bottles are also priced based on where you are. Downtown Amsterdam: 3 euros. Any grocery store in Italy: 0.30 euros

[papaiza @papaiza]

These dudes from England warned me that pizza is not precut in Italy. Instead of telling me that you have to eat it with a fork and knife, they told me they bought a pizza cutter. They were walking around Italy with a PIZZA CUTTER the entire time

[papaiza @papaiza]

I think the reason why threads feels more positive than Twitter, is because the people who bring upon the most negativity on the internet are very averse to Facebook and Instagram. Recall how much controversy happened when you needed a Facebook account in order to use an oculus

[papaiza @papaiza]

I’m experiencing love is blind withdrawal. Friday is not friyay without a love is blind drop

[papaiza @papaiza]

Trump Voice: They call themselves the Disgusting Brothers. Nobody's more disgusting than I am. Nobody. These so called Disgusting Brothers, Tom and Greg, I'll have you know that I'm one of the most disgusting out there

[papaiza @papaiza]

Twitter has really gone down hill. I no longer have any idea why I'm seeing this garbage on my feed. They no longer show you if it's because someone I follow liked or retweeted it