Cashier Jimble

[anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydog_gaming]

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

[Cashier Jimble @papajimbles]

@MBTA If the delay has cleared why is the next ashmont train at downtown crossing not coming for 17 minutes

[Leon @demonlike_judge]

You're gonna have to hear me out on this but its so normalized for people to prioritize their romantic partners over friendships. Suddenly when i tell them a secret their partner knows too. If their partner becomes their new #1 and theyre still my #1 it feels isolating

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[Hasanabi Productions (fan account) @HasanabiProd]

They unironically did the meme

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

if you're The Onion writers do you just give up at this point

[Cashier Jimble @papajimbles]

@SpotifyCares everytime I send my dad a new link to join my family account this is what happens, even tho the link was sent seconds before. What’s happening

[Cashier Jimble @papajimbles]

Who up wishing they were never born or they’d just drop dead in a freak accident

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

I relate to Chappell Roan because I too have nightmares about achieving exactly what I believe will fulfill me in life only for it to make me totally miserable because I am still fundamentally the person I always was

[Cashier Jimble @papajimbles]

Uh is Xfinity sending anyone else a million notifs about wicked for good or just me? Help

[Cashier Jimble @papajimbles]

@legitsleeper @BostonGlobe The owner of rainbows is famously super MAGA, so can’t blame the dems for this one Kermit 🤷

[вlαnc @dqveed]

“I’m overworked and underpaid”
Me at work :

[Grumpypasta @lilbitin10s]

heavy is the butt that holds the fart

[Cashier Jimble @papajimbles]

@kenziesversion 12,000+ for Fenway and no tickets left by the time I got in

[Cashier Jimble @papajimbles]

@MattZeitlin I can promise you Boston is also doing a terrible job handling this. Sidewalks are still blocked, the trains aren’t running properly, there’s no ice melt left anywhere in the city, and everyone is just leaving their cars buried in the snow 🙃

[riri @chainsawdollie]

so many bad things happen to me i feel like a pet hamster

[beth @bethbourdon]

@DHSgov @HiltonHotels thought y'all were all about letting businesses serve who they want? refusing to bake a wedding cake is cool but refusing to rent a room isn't? fucking hypocrites, every time.

[Cashier Jimble @papajimbles]

@peeIedgrape FAT RACOONNNNN

[Cashier Jimble @papajimbles]

So why did @MBTA take an ashmont train out of service at Andrew TWO DAYS IN A ROW DURING RUSH HOUR.