phonsie 🇺🇦

[phonsie 🇺🇦 @papaphonsie]

@theserfstv @OrdinaryGamers youre a pussy

[Bilmuri @BilmuriTweets]

Jawnic The Edgehawg

[Bilmuri @BilmuriTweets]

New muri is gonna fucking slam cawk dude

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

This never gets old 😂😂

[Frasier Payne @MeinGottNiles]

15 Vances that will change the way you think:

1.

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

“For the last time, Mr. Wonka, I did not try any experimental gum, and frankly I find this entire line of questioning insulting.”

[phonsie 🇺🇦 @papaphonsie]

better that than a member of the "Pedo Wing"

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

Another member of the “Zelensky Wing” of the Republican Party 👇

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Have the discipline to do what needs to be done, especially when you don’t feel like it.

[Samsung Mobile US @SamsungMobileUS]

Wake up to personalized insights — and stay in the know all throughout your day — when you use Now Brief with Galaxy AI on the all-new Galaxy S25 Ultra.

[LA KNIGHT ENTHUSIAST @wrestlingsdeity]

Giovanni Vinci is a player btw. WWE just wasn’t ready🗣️

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THIS HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST AI VIDEO EVER LMFAOOO😭😭😭😭😭

[james and the giant pigeon @onionmoder]

xi. please. do this over new jersey

[LonerBox @BoxLoner]

MAGA has one discussion about policy in 8 years and it results in a civil war

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

They are calling Civ 7 woke because they put Harriet Tubman in a game where you can make Gandhi rule the world with an Iron Fist.

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

Okay time to powerscale this

Ghostface’s power level changes dramatically depending on which movie it is. Some of the Scream antagonists are certainly much more efficient than others, with the ghostfaces from the revival films being less bumbling 1/?

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

Can someone explain how MAGAts are able to simultaneously believe in so many diametrically opposed conspiracy theories?

How was COVID-19 a Chinese bioweapon that leaked from a lab, but also supposedly harmless at the same time?

How was Jan 6th an insurrection that was instigated by multiple feds on the ground, but also a peaceful protest where nothing happened?

How was the election "too big to rig" in 2024 when less people voted than in 2020?

How is Trump going to negotiate against Mexico and Canada who are "killing us on trade" when he literally renegotiated NAFTA into the USMCA during his term?

How has Biden weaponized the DoJ that also simultaneously convicted his son, while Trump fired Barr for not taking orders?

Why is Biden responsible for what New York state prosecutors do, but Trump isn't responsible in any way for the COVID response, lockdowns or BLM riots?