kat‎

see you in the funny papers

[kat‎ @papasquat19]

You can tell someone’s relationship status by their recently used emojis

[kat‎ @papasquat19]

Our dental records are not compatible

[kat‎ @papasquat19]

“If you can’t handle me at my hey dudes, you don’t deserve me at my universal thread platforms”

[kat‎ @papasquat19]

“My labia is a barrier”
“Not the labia majora”

[kat‎ @papasquat19]

I’m really good at strep throat

[kat‎ @papasquat19]

Chinese fire drill but with vapes

[kat‎ @papasquat19]

“They died there, I can piss there”

[words with love @juscrapbook]

in my dream you ask me if i’m
gone and i say no, i’m right here,
you're the one who's gone. you
laugh. you laugh and you say,
look at me. you laugh and you say, how can i be gone?

and i echo it back, i echo it back.
i look at you and i say,
how can you be gone?

[kat‎ @papasquat19]

We’re sluts for energy

[kat‎ @papasquat19]

I’m a galactic boomer

[kat‎ @papasquat19]

“I hate rejection it hurts my feelings”
“It hurt my feelings when they didn’t have tzatziki it’s just part of life”

[kat‎ @papasquat19]

I know where I stand. Right now, it’s in dog shit.

[kat‎ @papasquat19]

Yeah I’m not a big learner

[kat‎ @papasquat19]

Happiness is in the eye of the beer holder

[kat‎ @papasquat19]

“Do you ever feel like you don’t agree with anything you think about?”

[kat‎ @papasquat19]

“My roof just leaked on me, which is another cool problem I have”

[kat‎ @papasquat19]

I LOVE HUMAN BEANS!!!

[kat‎ @papasquat19]

“I wish Dr. Dolittle would do less”

[kat‎ @papasquat19]

“We’ve been on the phone for 7 minutes and we’re already talking about clone-a-cocks. #gorazorbacks”

[Hello @Error_heck]

I'm selling my fluids for money.