Watch out for mimics! You never know when they’ll get you: toy chest mimics filled with living plushies; wardrobe mimics leaving you stuck in a frilly onesie; changing table mimics strapping you down for a change; diaper pail mimics enclosing you in a stinky situation~
Look kid, I know they say “Just say no” and all, but this doesn’t count. Peer pressure is only about drugs and cigarettes, i’m sure just one huff of my poopy diapers won’t get you addicted..