himself

The dark is my church - Jack Ketchum

[himself @paperbackhorror]

Brilliant. Take that street sign. Take it. Yes. 🫦🥰😍

[Patrick Leu 🏀🇨🇦🐶 @Patrick416647]

Revisiting the best moment of the celebration on this Raptors championship anniversary. 😄
#WeTheNorth

[himself @paperbackhorror]

No masters. No kings. This means you, big guy.

https://t.co/T1JPGpM1Fs

[himself @paperbackhorror]

If our justice system falls in line with theirs, and the requisite requests and approvals are made, then it makes total sense to deny his visa, and it also makes total sense that someone would appeal it.

That someone shouldn’t be the entity charging the accused, though.

[CityNews Toronto @CityNewsTO]

Ghana says it's planning legal action over Canada's decision to deny the visa application of a member of its national soccer team awaiting a rape trial in London, calling the decision by Canadian immigration authorities "extremely unfair."
https://t.co/yucUbWkx3u

[himself @paperbackhorror]

This

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Sometimes supportive boyfriend duties call. But you know who I’m rooting for to take the Cup 🇨🇦

[himself @paperbackhorror]

@lawandchocolate I woke up to this last week

[himself @paperbackhorror]

Antifa-Splatterpunk is a genre I didn’t know I needed and now I need more.

[himself @paperbackhorror]

Do they practice the ankle grab roll?

[himself @paperbackhorror]

The should put a drama-meter on these World Cup matches when the soccer boys fall down screaming

[himself @paperbackhorror]

Today I care about soccer and I wish I didn’t because this GODDAMNED TEAM IS GOING TO MAKE ME HAVE A STROKE JUST CROSS THE BALL PROPERLY OMG

[himself @paperbackhorror]

@CRCBrandBabe Saaaame. Very same.

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

If you catch a court clerk at the wrong time, they will tell you instructions like step 1: go fuck yourself

[himself @paperbackhorror]

ANYONE who has met a Torontonian is going to know this is a bad idea. We’re just going to mock it.

[6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv]

TTC is introducing real-time monitoring and station staff will use PA systems to call out antisocial behaviour in subway stations

[Toronto Star @TorontoStar]

Maplehurst guards told him to sing 'Jingle Bells' during jailhouse beating. How the inmate abuse scandal continues to upend the courts https://t.co/Wm8Ew2xIHS

[himself @paperbackhorror]

*sigh*

Another day, another news article that needs a paywall slapped away.

[himself @paperbackhorror]

I’ll never get sick of the smell of garbage on a hot city night.

[himself @paperbackhorror]

I absolutely HATE paywalls on news providers. You’ve got enough ad investments, you don’t need to make us pay for this bullshit.

[Toronto Star @TorontoStar]

AI-generated 'fake cases' a concern for courts, Canada's top judge says #cdnpoli https://t.co/5pg1398iMM

[himself @paperbackhorror]

I always get a shudder of happiness when I’m able to significantly interfere in homophobes and racists daily activities.

[himself @paperbackhorror]

A stiff breeze delays things in Toronto these days. This is just normal.

[CP24 @CP24]

Canada Post warns of World Cup-related delays in Toronto, Vancouver https://t.co/m6RcFwk7Xd

[STONERS R US 🍃 @_StonersRUs_]

If Monday was a joint 😷

[himself @paperbackhorror]

Having Jamey Jasta screaming in my ear that I’m good enough but need to work harder is cheaper than therapy.