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[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

Im getting married in a SPORTS ARENA with 1000 GUESTS in the middle of A VERY BIG CITY but I don't want ANYONE TO KNOW ABOUT IT because I am a SHY AND RETIRING ROSE so NO PHONES at my ADAM SANDLER initiated PRIVATE SACRED CEREMONY of love

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Happy Pride Parade Day, Toronto 💙🏳️‍🌈

[#1 stuff haver @braveandstrong6]

My heart literally breaks for gay guys that they have to watch what they eat before sex. Girl homosexuality is so much better in this way. My ex gf and I would hit the chinese buffet and then get crazy. I'm so sorry seriously

[ibbaby❤️👑 @ibkayy_]

Gas is almost $2. Toronto is cold af in May. There are rumors of a new pandemic, groceries are expensive, the job market is shit. The list is unending.

[shan @paperbackshay]

It was indeed a Good Friday

[shan @paperbackshay]

me when I didn’t get Taylor Swift tickets and I’m the premier:

[Doug Ford @fordnation]

We’re putting ticket scalpers on notice: Your days of ripping people off are done.

[🥨 @norjpg]

bros shocked that leafs fans, primarily canadians, booed a guy who willingly visited a politician who is actively threatening their country with annexation...

[Olivia - (Poulin + Stacey Fan Account atm) @oliviapwhl]

they could never have even half the amount of aura she has

[nina♡ 🇨🇦🇪🇸 @ninafeelz]

brother how are you gonna be hairless AND spineless like pick a struggle

[kenny @ken___64]

Give Tavares the C back I’m actually so serious

[eliza ¹⁴ @suzukicult]

if auston matthews genuinely skips a leafs game to attend the state of the union, i hope toronto media at least has the backbone to never give him a moment of peace the way they did with mitch marner.

[Colin Lougheed @Colin_Lougheed]

If there was any question about the current differences between Canada and the US, these 2 tweets should help to clear everything up.

[Just Bins @JustBins]

8:51am: *USA scores in OT*
8:52am:

[Covie @covie_93]

The US men's hockey team won gold but ended up being the biggest losers at the Olympics.

[mia @mia_mcraes]

i can’t say i’m surprised abt jack and quinns political stance BUT, for them to openly laugh and joke with the “president” about the women’s team when their mother was fully involved is disgusting. and that’s one hell of an understatement.

[🥀 @draiisaitll]

hockey is and will forever be canada’s game. fuck the usa, fuck donald trump and most importantly fuck jack hughes.

[Sarah Jenkins @sarahjenkinsxo]

I’m sorry but what did we do to deserve this and a Game 7 extra inning blue jays loss, like we’re the good guys