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Awesome! I made $169.27 so far filling out some surveys. http://t.co/bYms8AoJIp

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Going to Arizona in 2 weeks. Better bring my passport in case I accidentally get a tan. http://t.co/tLjhekuOFr

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http://t.co/QCSUj1wacA "Let me ax you something." - a very generous lumberjack and you're a racist.

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http://t.co/PJq3SIdfPf 1 in 2 in 3 in 4 in 5 doctors are babushka dolls. 

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http://t.co/7nJhh7ExLc Morpheus, what happens if I take both pills? I'll pay you for them.

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Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/a1sXUqPg0E

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Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/mX6n3DWghJ

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I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/p1yXEwcUJO

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It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/NEZzNWxW1t

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http://t.co/8Q4UiKI0Yi Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

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http://t.co/tqwNHQzyU0 I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

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Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/X6A3ZpWBjJ

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No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/jkjr2w2WYK

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http://t.co/v5dfV11piz How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

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Who the fuck said, "Less is more"? You know what is more? More, damn it! http://t.co/JAG44pR1

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What not to do on a first date: ask what gender they are. http://t.co/inKwL0gT

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http://t.co/oyecHuGj If you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut.

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When I was a kid, I liked to lay face down in the snow with a boner and make "snow girlfriends." http://t.co/ZwiveGRg

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http://t.co/6I58yogH Stupid people aren't flammable enough.

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I imagine taking care of a baby is very similar to taking care of a very extravagant beard. http://t.co/iCEE0ygw