I have a dog, rice is the best food, I’m still learning the dance moves to the musical of my life. I have weird human service stories. 💜⬜️🖤 #kindoffunny
When you’re out for a bachelorette party and someone screams “YOU TAUGHT ME SUNDAY SCHOOL!!!!!” From across the room. Apparently I’m a memorable Sunday school teacher. #PresbyterianProblems
I really love teaching my bosses th actual procedure for reporting child abuse. Apparently they don’t cover that in masters programs are that only part time work for experience before becoming a school director.
Why do we the consumer accept that ‘blue raspberry’ is a thing? Raspberries aren’t blue! Why are we being sold a nightmare of food dye? Things shouldn’t be describedas ‘tasting blue’.
My mother is telling me that wrapping bacon on an infected wound draws out the infection. This is horrifying. Not just because our Jewish ancestors are rolling in their graves. #baconbandaid
Please could the world do me a favor a land make a few “healthy” recipes that don’t include pepper it would be much appreciated. I like healthy things but not anaphylaxis.