Kelly McP

I have a dog, rice is the best food, I’m still learning the dance moves to the musical of my life. I have weird human service stories. 💜⬜️🖤 #kindoffunny

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@itsashlyperez Edinburgh, Scotland. An ancient side of town and a new clean side. Castles, palaces, festivals!

[Kelly McP @paperfidelity]

I deeply associate all Richard Marx songs with @JCChasez and the MMC days.

[Kelly McP @paperfidelity]

First 15 mins of Mulan = reminder that being single is a dishonor upon your family. Yep. Thanks Disney. #dishonoronyourcow

[Kelly McP @paperfidelity]

4 shots of fire ball, some weird pitchers of fruity booze and 3 beers. This is the end.

[Kelly McP @paperfidelity]

When you’re out for a bachelorette party and someone screams “YOU TAUGHT ME SUNDAY SCHOOL!!!!!” From across the room. Apparently I’m a memorable Sunday school teacher. #PresbyterianProblems

[Kelly McP @paperfidelity]

Did you make your own garlic lemon butter to go with grilled asparagus? #stillsingle

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Just taught my dad how to use the record player he’s owned for a decade. How do these things happen?

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I atebto much watermelon and now I’m going to die! #wherestheclosestbathroom

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I love @GillianA in #Ibiza on @netflix super fun! Also @_richardmadden is in it being all Scottish and such. #handsome

[Kelly McP @paperfidelity]

I don’t care how many times I’ve seen or your opinion of it, I will always watch #PacificRim when it’s on cable.

[Kelly McP @paperfidelity]

I really love teaching my bosses th actual procedure for reporting child abuse. Apparently they don’t cover that in masters programs are that only part time work for experience before becoming a school director.

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Why do we the consumer accept that ‘blue raspberry’ is a thing? Raspberries aren’t blue! Why are we being sold a nightmare of food dye? Things shouldn’t be describedas ‘tasting blue’.

[Kelly McP @paperfidelity]

Pentecost colors aren’t my clothing jam. So Pentecost lipstick works right? #PresbyterianProblems

[Kelly McP @paperfidelity]

My mother is telling me that wrapping bacon on an infected wound draws out the infection. This is horrifying. Not just because our Jewish ancestors are rolling in their graves. #baconbandaid

[Kelly McP @paperfidelity]

Please could the world do me a favor a land make a few “healthy” recipes that don’t include pepper it would be much appreciated. I like healthy things but not anaphylaxis.

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#RoyalWedding style watchers in action.

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If she can play let her play! This is insanity! https://t.co/RZ6XLQqIlP

[Kelly McP @paperfidelity]

Our tax dollars at work. 🤢🤑🤮 https://t.co/JisFsNht9u

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#Laurel? #Yanny? Or...

[Kelly McP @paperfidelity]

My neighbors trying to put their kids to bed at night gives me horrific anxiety. So much screaming, 0 routine, lots of door slamming and screaming.