Ladies, if your man is made up of
• carbonated water
• high fructose corn syrup
• natural and artificial flavor
• citric acid
• sodium benzoate
• caffeine
He’s not your man, he’s a 20 fl oz bottle of Mountain Dew Baja Blast
things that DON’T make you ugly
- acne
- being over/under weight
- scars
- stretch marks
- crooked/yellow teeth
- body hair
- thinning hair/loss
- eczema/rashes
- fat rolls
- amputations
things that DO make you ugly
- littering
There shouldnt be a straight pride. There is straight pride everyday. Straight people can love whoever they want and not be afraid of being ridiculed. Let the people who have been oppressed for generations have their moment to love themselves.