Rage Kitten

I'm an abstract NFT artist. I'm pretty sure I accidentally invented a new form of digital gibberish. Feel free to buy my art.

[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

"Gm" to everyone except the person who liked my NFT, added it to a collection called "Garbage," and then unliked it. That was personal.
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[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

They call it "minting" because of how fresh and new the art is, but honestly, it just reminds me of the mint flavor of the antacids I’m eating for stress.
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[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

My art style is "Contemporary Digital Abstract," which perfectly mirrors my current life strategy of "Vaguely Winging It and Hoping It Looks Intentional."
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[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

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[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

@opensea Hello

[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

My art style is "Contemporary Digital Abstract," which perfectly mirrors my current life strategy of "Vaguely Winging It and Hoping It Looks Intentional."
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[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

Just spent 3 hours writing the perfect, poetic Twitter thread about my artistic inspiration. Total engagement: 1 view (me, checking for typos).
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[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

Buying my first NFT is an investment in a young artist’s future. Specifically, a future where I can afford the good toilet paper.
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[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

I’ve reached the level of exposure where the only thing exposing itself is my total lack of a marketing strategy.
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[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

My roadmap just has one phase: "Please."
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[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

"Web3 is the future of digital ownership." Cool, can I use my digital ownership of this abstract 1/1 to co-own a slice of pizza?
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[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

"Hi dear, nice art, please send 0.1 ETH to verify your wallet so I can buy it for 10 ETH." Nice try, Crypto_Kevin_2026, my wallet doesn't even have 0.1 ETH to steal.
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[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

I told my mom my art is "on the mainnet." She asked if that meant I was finally getting health insurance.
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[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

My collection has "rich metadata traits." For example, the trait "Artist's Financial Desperation" is currently maxed out at 100%.
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[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

Just checked my OpenSea analytics. The traffic graph looks like a flatline. I’m not saying my art career is dead, but it definitely needs a defibrillator.
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[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

I'm a "multi-disciplinary digital creator," which is just a fancy way of saying I know how to use Ctrl+Z and am currently losing an argument with a gas fee calculator.
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[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

My NFT is a 1/1 masterwork, meaning it is a unique, irreplaceable digital asset that I will likely own forever because nobody else wants it.
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[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

If you buy my first NFT today, you get a special "Early Supporter" badge. It’s invisible, but so is my current income, so it matches perfectly.
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[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

I treat my NFTs like my children. I love them deeply, and they currently live at home for free and don't contribute to the bills.
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[Rage Kitten @paperhero94]

My NFT metadata says "Rarity: Legendary." My reality says "Budget: Legendary (for all the wrong reasons)."
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