Shae

Hot mess big sister vibes

[trash jones @jzux]

wish there was a daily rate limit on my thoughts

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

bro im smiling reading his texts call the mental hospital

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

stranger: is this snake poisonous?

us: nah fam,

stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth*

us: it’s venomous tho

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

The feminine urge to say “it’s okay” when nothing is ok

[Shae @paperma_shae]

Sometimes I think that I can’t embarrass myself anymore, but then I do.

[Shae @paperma_shae]

One humbling thing about moving to FOCO is that nowhere takes a vertical ID. I’ve been forced into sobriety. They make me feel like I’m an underage child trying to purchase alcohol. I’m 23 in 3 months

[Shae @paperma_shae]

My toxic trait is speed-walking everywhere

[Shae @paperma_shae]

I may have to walk to class when it’s -2°F outside in the morning, but I can keep my water bottle on my windowsill and have cold water 24/7.

[Shae @paperma_shae]

Me: Not a risk taker

Also me: Moving a couple states away to a town/college that I’ve never been to before.

LOL

[Shae @paperma_shae]

@drewisgooden We need to talk about Baby’s Day Out.

[Shae @paperma_shae]

Crying at work on Labor Day seems accurate

[Shae @paperma_shae]

Greg abbot is a monster

[Shae @paperma_shae]

People are using the year I was born for fake ids and that’s too much for me to think about

[Shae @paperma_shae]

I made the mistake of doing good at my job now they schedule me a lot

[Shae @paperma_shae]

When work suddenly schedules you an extra 10 hrs haha

[Shae @paperma_shae]

Today a man told me that
A) I had to choose to have a career or kids. That I couldn’t do both

B) Needed to have kids before I was 30

All unsolicited btw.

[Shae @paperma_shae]

Yesterday a guy showed me a picture of baseball cards because obviously a woman wouldn’t know what a baseball card is.

[Shae @paperma_shae]

@jackyissowacky Says the child

[Shae @paperma_shae]

I’m pretty sure everyone I work with thinks I’m like 16

[Shae @paperma_shae]

Going home from work and not crying 🥰🥰🥰🥰