So.... this little 7lb creature has ruined 2 sneakers and decimated my moto boots. +at least 4 socks and underwear. #sigh#violet#chewmonster @ Oakland, California https://t.co/bszIZXhBGS
So the power went out suddenly, and my desktop now looks like this....can’t be good 😫 first my phone and now this. #technologyhatesme#computerdown https://t.co/lbrLnjc17U
I asked Alexa to play “the damned” and she won’t play anything but “3 doors down “ I mean 2 doors down by Dolly Parton would have worked. Really anything else.. #reallyalexa? #thedamned https://t.co/TEyrVvIkH7
annnd i had a cat! Meet Rocket, the most chill cat ever, he had a big black heart on his belly and could never be bothered to get up to say hi- but you could hear his purr from across the loft. mid-90’s- living in a… https://t.co/5KiraRA3Yy
Hey @jeffbezos it’s your homegirl Leslie Jones um prime amazon member! Was wondering if you could do me a solid and bail out the post office! I mean you do use them right? And it would really piss Trump off. So how about it?! It’s only 160B, you got that. #savepostoffice