steph ✿ Matty Healy is 5’7

unoriginal. unfunny. unhinged.

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I’m hateful. To my bones I’m a hater. If there’s a chance to hate on something I will take it every time & I refuse to change

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@spaceykaceymx @KaceyMusgraves @KaceyMusgraves can you please confirm if this is a beginning boutique play suit cut into a dress - I need to win an argument

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Girl the only reason @justinbieber followed my original Twitter is because I tweeted out like a thousand chuck Norris facts a day

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Chuck Norris has passed away at the age of 86.

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Me when I heard the Met Gala theme is ‘Fashion is Art’

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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the Challengers wind that makes you cheat

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Please don’t revoke my Swiftie™️ card

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@ellajanemusic I’m so glad other songwriters are saying this like why did I hear the word meme in a Taylor Swift song

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@RicosOpinions God I miss that sad little man

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What do you guys think Joe Alwyn is doing right now

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@LiZaOutlives Well shit

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If trump is truly dead I hope the first one to break the news is @LiZaOutlives

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@elonmusk is a fucking loser

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Zuck Mark Fuckerberg

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Getting my period on the first day of the new year seems lowkey foreboding

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Might fuck around and end the year sobbing to @NoahKahan just really set myself up for 2025

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Hey @Spotify pull your finger out of your ass and get 2 factor authentication so some fuckface from Poland can’t log into my account and mess up my algorithm

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It’s called Boxing Day because I’m going to fist fight every single customer

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@elonmusk is a stinky little weiner boy with no friends

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Will probably live to see Timothee Chalamet play that Italian twink assassin

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@spotifypodcasts ARE FUCKING JOKE STEALERS. GET YOUR OWN COMMENT BIT BITERS

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Currently holding space for this

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

progress update: 285->225lbs!