papi.grande_

A narcissistic, love bombing, and lying individual with a dismissive-avoidant attachment style.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Sure sex is great but have you ever farted away a stomach ache?

[josh @joshypooper]

i open twitter like a divorced man opening the fridge

[maykay @_Zico_a]

Houston is probably the closest thing to Gomorrah in the Bible

[MasterOfPasta @_MasterOfPasta]

mom thinks I’m out partying but I’m just sipping on the piss

[anakin @definitelymilad]

Me when i cant fart at work.

[Lyss @lyssssnicole]

situationship from 3 years ago texted me “we were created in this universe to be together”

[marg @snubbedseason]

Went to bar alone and laughed out loud at reels for 2 hours

[Jay Reddy @jaydogreddy]

Every time I talk to a hoe at a bar I tell her I’m a virgin and I see the Lucifer flash in her devil eyes

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

“dry humping” nothin dry around here partner #TIPSTICKY!!!!!!!!!

[ten @tenfescue]

they dont tell u that once ur introduced to spider-man at the ripe age of 4 years old he becomes an integral part of you till you die

[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

I think the move is switching up on my day ones for bad pussy

[alice 🖤👻 @AIicro]

isn’t clitoris that big red dog?

[j! @astrrals]

coworker talking about “good morning” lmao fuck you

[GORM THE OLD @GORMTHEOLD25]

Mama mia...

[Rahmeek Quan @OneOfQuan]

Me and Drake be living the same life he just the one with more money.

[adam @adoomie03]

i’m on my fourth spiderman date. i just fucked up and said this my favorite part 🤦‍♂️

[Tu Boing Favorito @MameShitPst]

Ya valió verga Spider-Man jajajajajaja

[Trucha @Trucha_chitos17]

Nadie:

El cabrón que se acaba de divorciar llegando al jale