Alberto 🪶

SHSU ‘23

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Bad Bunny speaks about his Super Bowl performance in Spanish at end of SNL monologue:

“If you didn’t understand what I just said, you have 4 months to learn.”

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Bro to Bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Did you know this?

These are just the facts as reported by the government.

One can argue about what the solution may be, but the facts are accurate.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

it’s crazy how a tiny sperm can turn into a giant toxic ass, ungrateful ass, non-cooking ass, cashapp begging ass hoe

[helkum @he1kumwya]

grown ass men watching Love Island, go change some spark plugs fuck nigga

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

That means they’re eligible for drone strikes

[culture @notgwendalupe]

15 years ago, Snooki was punched in the face in 'Jersey Shore'

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇸🇻 BUEKELE DELIVERS: EL SALVADOR HOMICIDES DROP TO RECORD LOW

El Salvador hits historic low of 114 homicides in 2024, down from a staggering 6,656 in 2015.

Bukele's tough approach dropped the murder rate to just 1.9 per 100,000 - making it the Western Hemisphere's safest nation.

Citizens who once lived under gang terror now freely walk their neighborhoods.

The dramatic turnaround came after Bukele's March 2022 crackdown dismantled the country's notorious street gangs.

The success earned Bukele a landslide reelection victory, with voters backing his proven security strategy.

Source: Associated Press @nayibbukele

[Alberto 🪶 @papiandy6]

@ivanfuentes211 💪🏽

[jp @excesstential]

opps tryna Hunt me , i said i beg your pardon?

[Ryan Evans @RyanEvansESPN]

As a man, get back in the kitchen.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

08 Jeff Hardy woulda won the presidency 😭😭https://t.co/wSYLTb6ThE

[bum @BattleRapBum]

the homies lookin at me readin her “I hope all is well” text