Haydn

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[Haydn @Papifocks]

Someone please explain IPAs to me. I don’t get them and they’re gross.

[Haydn @Papifocks]

I just think @johngreen would appreciate this captcha check from Amazon.

[Haydn @Papifocks]

@Dove Sure you will.

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@Dove joining in on #shrinkflation, unabashed.

[Haydn @Papifocks]

@Dove So maybe I was wrong, it’s not shrinkflation, but you’re admitting to greed. “Only we have this technology… so we’re going to charge more and call it a redesign…”

[Haydn @Papifocks]

@Dove I’ve never once thought, “wow, I wish there was a more shower friendly bottle of body wash.” I don’t think anyone has. You’re pulling a fast one and stealing more from consumers and your response is a poor excuse trying to justify it. You’re just being greedy, plain and simple.

[Haydn @Papifocks]

I don’t want to eat this sweet potato because it looks like @berdyaboi

[Haydn @Papifocks]

@UbisoftSupport why does my friend have to be friends with me for 90 days to give me a battle pass? This is kind of silly, to say the least.

[Haydn @Papifocks]

@googlemaps Oh no! I didn’t think y’all would see that tweet, let alone respond. So sorry for being rude. Thank you for addressing my concern though!

[Haydn @Papifocks]

@dqrkiplier U RIGHT

[Haydn @Papifocks]

@wtfelena2 @jojosooner13 @TeamYouTube @CrankGameplays Why not? They literally made a video to prove a point in cases such as this.

[Haydn @Papifocks]

@COOLHAUS Sorry for the delay! Sent an email today. Thanks for reaching out 😭 really love y’alls story and would love to throw money at a millennial, women-led LGBTQ+ business!!!

[Haydn @Papifocks]

@motel6 you’re welcome to use this to advertise your pet friendly motels 😂

[Haydn @Papifocks]

I miss this.

[Haydn @Papifocks]

I have about 6 jars of peanut butter at any given moment.

[Haydn @Papifocks]

@MonkeSynthwave You followed through on the “little to ‘no’ thinking” and it just makes it more genuine.

[Haydn @Papifocks]

@MarkWarner Does this count for unemployment? Because I am in the brink and at my wits end.

[Haydn @Papifocks]

@RevChuckCurrie Ted Lasso, for sure.

[Haydn @Papifocks]

I’d like it to be known that, today, my brother said “yeah you’re right,” to me when I was trying to be positive and encourage him. The last time I tried this, he said I was patronizing him. So… feels good when someone accepts your love and sees it as such.

[Haydn @Papifocks]

First they’re sour, then they’re sweet. Surely the sponsorship is coming. Or they’re going to do something… right?!

[Sour Patch Kids @SourPatchKids]

@markiplier ...something wrong, Mark?