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@BaneApu @BigDickBarclay WNBA of the trades was funny but the GreatValueTM tool collection was funnier

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@cimmerian_v The nest has fallen

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@krus_chiki Me and the boys walking into Home Depot for our 3rd veterans discount of the day
Thank you KruschikiSupply 🫡

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@krus_chiki >you will not live in the shipping box
>you will not eat the bugs
>you will have a cozy fire base
>you will have the American Dream
KRUSCHIKI BUNKER CORPORATION 🇺🇸

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@HarmlessYardDog Is we gettin the khomemie stimmy check Beags

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@HarmlessYardDog Life and death decisions made by a machine that uses Wikipedia to site facts.

‘This war brought to you by Brawndo, it’s got what plants crave!’

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@BigDickBarclay We affectionately refer to it as the Great Value Service Titan Plan

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@MeinGottNiles You had the best one and everyone knows it. Everything else was either slop or blatant ass kissing lol

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@krus_chiki Was just sent this customer service email from KrusChikiSupply 👇

Please? Why are you insulting us? Frustrating or not, we’re sending henchmen to black bag you rn (right now). ^Krus

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@krus_chiki The four autists Im bringing to KrusCon ‘26

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@AetiusRF If you’re not EDCing a soomalian raype whistle with that Sig you’re doing a heckin fascim my guy

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@krus_chiki “Maduro perp walk and court appearance outfit changes, but it’s just the entire Krus Chiki Supply catalog starting with M81.”

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@HarmlessYardDog *Sitting down with a financial advisor*

-Here’s my portfolio. I need to know your thoughts on HarmlessYardDog.

“Excuse me?”

-BattleBeagle sir, do you know of him?

“Wh-what are you talking about?”

-BEAGS MAN! YOU’VE NEITHER EARNED MY TRUST NOR YOUR COMMISSION! GOOD DAY SIR!

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@cimmerian_v “No, Panther Claw, we say Merry Christmas around here, only bad tribe say Happy Holidays.”

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@cimmerian_v Down to my last, have to make it count

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@AetiusRF “What is the charge? Wasting a wog? Get ure ‘ands off my shotty! This is Ozzieman Manifest!”

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@AetiusRF Slamming Chernobyl pond water to accelerate the Norwood (I’m next in line at Cinnabon)

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@HarmlessYardDog Retvrn, Reclaim the Empire, Hail Beagus Deportius!