@krus_chiki >you will not live in the shipping box
>you will not eat the bugs
>you will have a cozy fire base
>you will have the American Dream
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@HarmlessYardDog Life and death decisions made by a machine that uses Wikipedia to site facts.
‘This war brought to you by Brawndo, it’s got what plants crave!’
@krus_chiki Was just sent this customer service email from KrusChikiSupply 👇
Please? Why are you insulting us? Frustrating or not, we’re sending henchmen to black bag you rn (right now). ^Krus
@HarmlessYardDog *Sitting down with a financial advisor*
-Here’s my portfolio. I need to know your thoughts on HarmlessYardDog.
“Excuse me?”
-BattleBeagle sir, do you know of him?
“Wh-what are you talking about?”
-BEAGS MAN! YOU’VE NEITHER EARNED MY TRUST NOR YOUR COMMISSION! GOOD DAY SIR!