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Thick AF

[Oliya Scootercaster 🛴 @ScooterCasterNY]

UPDATE: One of the destroyed school busses is now on fire in Times Square

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[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[Ryan B @Network_Guy8]

Can somebody please translate this?

[¥ @p0xtah]

Everytime he speaks I feel my meat twitch bro wow

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

The mere thought that Wemby would shoot the president is absurd. He can’t even shoot a 17 footer.

[Walrus Moonboy / TCG @Walrus_Moonboy]

One minute you're opening packs for fun.

The next minute you're calculating early retirement. 🔥👇

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

I thought Michelle was throwing that neck 😭

[semidog @semiidog]

watched the backrooms movie and there was no kanye png chasing the main characters

[Fanatics Sportsbook @FanaticsBook]

The Spurs: "Oh no we lost!"
Mitch Johnson:

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

RUBIO: “I’ve never seen Trump fall asleep.”

@RepTedLieu: “You just lied to Congress. Here’s a video of him sleeping while you were talking.”

[Noah @antibearthesis]

$70B to bomb it
$300B to fix it
Taxpayers right now:

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"get his ass" is so hilarious. it's like the modern version of "seize him"

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

He asked for no pickles. Give him twice as many.

[Circe @vocalcry]

This is like the Counter-Reformation against ozempic

[Bro Im Slow @BroImSlow]

I now want a Venudon👀

[Pokémon Aesthetics @PKMN_twt]

Time traveler: *moves a chair*

The timeline:

[Korra @korraflow]

I'll admit that when I decided to play blackjack today, I did not expect to see a Nazi and a Jew fighting on the table

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

Teacher: Study hard and you'll become rich.

Me: So where's your Lamborghini ?

Teacher:

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Pastor: All those who want to quit alcohol, Please come forward

Mom: Go, pastor is calling you!

Me: He said, "those who want!"

Mom: