Brandon 🦂

San Francisco

[Brandon 🦂 @papiratsi]

You get the best of both worlds

[𝕲𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖓 𝕺𝖋 𝕰𝖑𝖎 @EliOnVenus__]

And the disgusting left celebrated. He had a family.

[Brandon 🦂 @papiratsi]

@jjorgeblake Not you blocking out the name like a slur

[Nico The Lowly Tarnished @Nicosaesthetic]

$29 for 2 shots of house tequila and you’re wondering why nightlife is dying?

[Brandon 🦂 @papiratsi]

Taking a shot for each time Apple says AI during this keynote #appleevent

[blobby girl @BlobbyGrl]

did not lose a SINGLE pound this summer

[Brandon 🦂 @papiratsi]

@dontvibewithr Nothing can reverse you queen. Hope this helps <3

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Face ID has recognized me in moments I wouldn’t have recognized myself.

[Brandon 🦂 @papiratsi]

Skinny jeans do NOT need to be brought back, my ass too fat for dat

[luh𐙚⋆ @luhlstx]

“nunca te vi triste”
eu no pior momento da minha vida:

[Brandon 🦂 @papiratsi]

@KehiwEagletail DIABETIC TWIN <3

[Brandon 🦂 @papiratsi]

@Bleuberrydon I’ll ignore BTS for Dua Lipa & Tame Impala 😩

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

me whenever someone mentions the f word (future) or the j word (job) or the c word (career) or the m word (marriage)

[Brandon 🦂 @papiratsi]

Coworker looked at my computer screen while shopping and said I got the chillest job here

[vi. @yearhaan]

entering suicide prevention month with zero will to live

[matt @itzbestiebear]

Me in front of pikachu's face

[Brandon 🦂 @papiratsi]

@pepperonify By going to Friendship Park

[Brandon 🦂 @papiratsi]

Employee at Goodwill priced a item for me and asked if I wanted it cheaper and I said no to not look broker

[Brandon 🦂 @papiratsi]

@jjorgeblake I wouldn’t even know where to get none of that and every place looking like a scam

[ana @naosouaana]

eu com o cotonete depois de todo mundo dizer que faz mal

[z 🐁 @zeitwt]

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

…meanwhile this is how skinny feels: