● papi ●

tall and strong. sketchy humor

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

cashier: paper or plastic

me: i don’t even care if i die

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

[first date]

her: so do u like cats or dogs better

me: [scanning menu] what page are u on

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

[being murdered]

me: hey are u Irish by chance

murderer: yeah why

me: then I guess u could say I’m being kilt lol

[murdering intensifies]

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

@filobunny No

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

@MeSam29_ 0/10

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

@avaasecrett 0/10

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

@neu_rot_ic Life

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

@amyycga_ 1-+2=3

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

@natalieinez_ Drugs or No caffeine

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

@amyycga_ yes

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

@neu_rot_ic so agonizing

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

Caffeine is 10/10

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

@lexxiibbyyx No

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

@natalieinez_ Bonus if $20 in pocket

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

@natalieinez_ plz win

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

@s4m31p4n @TMZ Take him in and make him soup

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

Carbs are Life.

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

@brainysugarjoe don’t work for money when u can have ur money work for u

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

@neu_rot_ic i feel vindicated

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

I Am Not Legendary.

[● papi ● @papitheworst]

@neu_rot_ic In your defense, free shipping