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[PI〽️MPETTE ✨ @papkasper]

What’s understood don’t need to be explained 🤍

[az @dfetsz]

having an open-earth courtyard in the middle of the house is all fun and games until your rooms are crawling with the most ominous insects and half the floor space is painted with the insides of centipedes and earthworms

[Black American Princess ✨ @lakynhudson]

Getting dumped and leaving on a speedboat like it’s total drama island

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Listen to your body.”

My body: Delete Microsoft Teams. Delete Outlook. Lie down for 8–10 hours. Touch grass. Roll around in the grass. Eat some grass. You’re a cow now

[𝕎𝕪𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕞 (Bad Habits) @_khartey]

The only thing that can come between me and an eater is lack of transportation

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

I can not tell you how many times my therapist has said to me, “you are having a perfectly normal response to an extremely difficult and stressful situation”. It feels so good to hear that when the world is telling you “you need to ‘handle’ things ‘better’”

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Seeing actual good news for once doesn't even feel real. I wish we saw stuff like this every day

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like nah mamdani got it

[PI〽️MPETTE ✨ @papkasper]

@richthekid Fix it please 🥺

[222🕷️ @wildfairydom]

This is what we mean by seasoning your cast iron

[ancient vampiric beauty @jetb1ackhair]

this the kinda shit you can laugh at if we had our own internet, you can’t be laughing in mixed company cuz then they gonna think they can laugh too and ion play that

[angel :) @ministryofluvvv]

I’m not autistic I’m some other shit they don’t know about yet

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Unless I'm working in an ER, working as a paramedic, or working as a firefighter, there's no reason I should be expected to "thrive in a fast-paced, high-pressure environment." Just fix the terrible management and stop running your office like a circus.

[T B 💨🪐 @Christi65458114]

“If you smoke weed every day you’re dependent on it!! It’s literally a drug addiction because you’re never truly sober!!” Have you considered I simply don’t care

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

See fellas, yall be in my dm/the wrong dm and it’s women out here who think like this…. Dm her!!!!

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Y’all remember when Instagram actually had an end? You’d see “You’re all caught up” and just close the app.

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[Liz @sengrahamresign]

yeah i hate when my loved ones don’t want to spend sixty fucking dollars on a 20-40 minute uber from the airport and instead expect me, someone who loves them, to sacrifice a single hour of my time to help them out

[mya wya @myaovermatter]

that is through it all!! if my dad found out I gave a nigga ONE dollar he would cuss me out

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

E qual o motivo pra nunca estragar???

[aly 𐐪♡𐑂 @mins9yu]

this is the method im talking about 🩷🫶