coyote

Don’t get comfy in yo spot! 🎯

[LUCKI! @NEPTUNEFLAWLES]

If i can’t see you 17 times a week ain’t no point in talking

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

Cattle on a thousand hilltops, many mansions, and all the Lambos, na God get am. Na you dey ask for only daily bread.

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

We killing you and binding your soul to a blade bro

[100 @yh_me2]

I wonder how many miles I scrolled with my thumb

[Tomi 🧶🌸 @crochetbyayo_]

God forgive me if I ever come off as ungrateful. I’m living in so many answered prayers.

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

Once I guide I go first do podcast talk all the things wey my eyes see when I no guide

[Dr. Ben Braddock @GraduatedBen]

I believe that many people get cancer and beat cancer without ever knowing it

[Ben Mintah @benmintahx]

"You look happier."

Thanks, it's God + the gym.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

I finally realized why I like Twitter so much. It has NO SOUND. 🔇 No screaming TikTok audios, no random music, no sensory overload. Just text. My overstimulated ADHD brain can finally breathe here.

[Mother @GloryGeorg40673]

@butterbooter "when it insists" it's like you know what, do what you want.
Let me see where we are headed with this

[Naz🥵 @_naznotes]

Someone said refusing to pray because things are good is spiritual suicide.

[Bestmann @Big_Bestmann]

Shadrach, Meshach and God abeg nyem ego.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[tammy† @tammyfrmdao]

for fela mind now he go think say he witness bad government.

[coyote @pappieyoung]

@Judykariuk6921 all i see is a decent upright citizen doing the best he can to help the ecosystem…. there’s way too many homeless kids out there, pls leave that man alone!

[Silver Fox 🦊 @livin_omanga]

@Judykariuk6921 Lord forbid a man buys chocolates for street kids on his way home 😭

[B.O.D @bod_repuplic]

4 years of bad luck if you skip this

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

Boy director.

[fae_vrse @fae_onthe]

If I see say you too dey go church, I go cut you off