pappy ᯓ✦

one of these days I’m gonna wriggle up on dry land // she/they

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

I wanna spend my afterlife in Kleinfeld’s making sharp, cutting judgements on the dress choices from beyond

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

I’m Jealous Of Everyone With Red Shoes

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

scariest moment of my life samia if you’re reading this I’m your biggest fan

[ᯓ✦𝓬𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓪 🍓 @calamityy99]

.@pappylad seeing samia behind us in line for phoebe bridgers @ msg

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

is premium gas actually bad for certain cars or is that a myth invented by dads so you stop asking questions

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

#ICouldntStopCryingDuringTheSheepDetectives

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

So fun to email people on Fridays. “Have a great weekend!” Love!!!

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

They’re saying there’s nothing stopping you from feeding the one you love a pasta dinner. They’re saying you can make a simple homemade tomato sauce and it’s about 6 minutes for al dente spaghetti.

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

I’m just a go with the flow gal! I’ll eat a croissant when I’m wearing black, I’m not scared!

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

budgeting $2,000 for specialty lemonades this summer

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

brooklyn is healing ❤️ the half marathons are back

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

seen so many harry styles lookalikes around nyc I thought it was album promo

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

we are one missing tupperware container away from having the landlord pull up security cameras

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

Starting a new bit where I talk like I have a podcast, gonna say I need to “get em on the pod” when I wanna hang out with my friends

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

crops too plentiful, steak too juicy (running out of places to put all the flowers my partner gets me)

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

@divers2015 I fear the reality is they are just ok 🙂‍↕️ but I’m a chargrilled stan they’ll change your life ‼️

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

@divers2015 🫨 and what’s your review

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

in 2026 I’m going to be the bravest I’ve ever been

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

@moritanti hilarious method of delivery

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

@moritanti ty ty !

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

@trashrat999 a lot of people might think they don’t confront the ghosts of their past but whew ! not true !

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

crazy that no one knows about anything until I do, for instance I’m about to put y’all onto a show called lost

[pappy ᯓ✦ @pappylad]

@trashrat999 so their plane crashes on an island but it’s not what it seems