val

made you look

[val @pappyvalwinkle]

@notbrhymes Literally @lyft is the same. I had some lady pretend to pick me up and drop me off but she never came and they were like “that doesn’t happen. Bye.” Hellllooooo?!?

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I love how at the airport nothing is real

[Rich Tipple 🎨 @farfromallover]

Just a FYI, George Jetson is going to be conceived this weekend.

[val @pappyvalwinkle]

I told my eye doctor that I wasn’t allergic to anything and had no major health problems, she responded with “so you’re boring”… I- 🧍🏻‍♀️

[val @pappyvalwinkle]

the way that this is me 1000%

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

it’s like 1am and this drink is tasting like it’s time to respond to everyone’s instagram story as if they’re my close, personal friend

[Alex Sarabia @SarabiaTX]

Half a million Texans are without power.

Reminder, Gov. Abbott did not fix the grid.

[val @pappyvalwinkle]

it’s me

[Lisa @itsLisali_]

Someone from Houston has Drake in a chokehold. Reveal yourself sis.

[Shugg 🦍📌 @ShuggKnight20]

Aye just apologize when you know that you fucked up... How you gone be mad at a person for being mad at you when they have a legit reason to be, that’s just weird shit... People love to say they grown until it’s time to hold they self accountable

[maroon 🥀 @tsnmikira]

tuscan leather.

[val @pappyvalwinkle]

MAKE IT STOP 🤬

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

Rain chances will climb more on Thursday and especially on Friday as deeper moisture from a tropical wave moves overhead. #houstonweather https://t.co/hZfyE4mFt1

[val @pappyvalwinkle]

@notbrhymes ugh literally same

[val @pappyvalwinkle]

@notbrhymes Shoot, I have about three solid ideas but that’s as far as I’ve gotten 💀😂

[val @pappyvalwinkle]

if I don’t end up on shark tank in this lifetime then I’ll have to respectfully ask for a do over.

[val @pappyvalwinkle]

imagine your dad being Drake lol

[val @pappyvalwinkle]

*the narrator to my life*

“And it was... indeed... over for you bitches”

[val @pappyvalwinkle]

Imagine protesting for BLM last year and saying your anti-BLM this year... 🤡🤡🤡

[val @pappyvalwinkle]

This thread is solely for my own enjoyment, and to be a credible reference when I’m right about all of this lmfaoo. So then I’ll have proof to be on the selection committee.

[val @pappyvalwinkle]

Ok I’m calling it rn, 2021 US Women’s Gymnastics team will be Simone Biles (obvi), Jordan Chiles, Suni Lee, and the forth spot will either be Kayla DiCello or Jade Carey (Skinner and McCallum def have a shot for that fourth spot too tho 😬). Anyway, you heard it here 1st!

[val @pappyvalwinkle]

meant to do this sooner, but as far as the individual spots go, Riley McCuster for bars & Jade Carey secured her spot for vault but her chances of making the team are HIGH. In this case, that 2nd spot could be Leanne Wong or Kara Eaker (I still the highest hopes for Skinner 100%)

[val @pappyvalwinkle]

I wonder how much more money some Ads would make if they didn’t make you download their app before looking at the item you clicked on 🤨