First in my bloodline to witness women discovering new angles to show their nyash.
If I travelled back in time to tell my clan about this they’d burn me at the stake for making it up!
when you're hungry asf in a troski and see a bofrot seller but you don't wanna shout "bofrot wra" because it'll glitch your steeze, so you just stare at her hoping she notices you
If Cape Verde wins Argentina tonight, I’ll walk backwards in my boxer shorts from independence square to KSS.
In addition, I’ll give my X account to Scanty as his backup.