Allison Pappas

oatmeal enthusiast• perpetually early• offended by most horoscopes• mother of Solomon Alexander

[Allison Pappas @papster14]

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[Marissa Longo @missabowbissa]

DWD 🤝🏻 Funny Girl

[Allison Pappas @papster14]

I entered to win $15 tix to see Assassins on @TodayTix! Enter here: https://t.co/sZWoYZvGAn

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

hey quick q is anyone else losing their entire mind

[Allison Pappas @papster14]

I entered to win $15 tix to see Assassins on @TodayTix! Enter here: https://t.co/sZWoYZvGAn

[Allison Pappas @papster14]

I entered to win $15 tix to see Assassins on @TodayTix! Enter here: https://t.co/sZWoYZvGAn

[Allison Pappas @papster14]

I entered to win $15 tix to see Assassins on @TodayTix! Enter here: https://t.co/sZWoYZvGAn

[Allison Pappas @papster14]

I entered to win $15 tix to see Assassins on @TodayTix! Enter here: https://t.co/sZWoYZvGAn

[Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6]

When my phone stays on 1% for 10 min that’s the Hanukkah candle burning for 8 days

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

You kept me like a secret, but I kept you like an oath

[Allison Pappas @papster14]

I just told him people do this for a living. WHAT do they even TEACH in schools these days?

[Allison Pappas @papster14]

Trying to explain the importance of getting tickets to a @catcohen show to the 7 year old I’m babysitting and he’s baffled by the idea of a comedy show 🙄

[Allison Pappas @papster14]

“So you’re just going to sit there. And this girls going to make you laugh? And then you LEAVE?”

[pat regan @poregan]

It is soooo toxic when others are on vacation

[Carole Radziwill @CaroleRadziwill]

Trump has been impeached more times than I've had a Brazilian bikini wax this year.

[LeGate @williamlegate]

This was the capitol’s security when there were black protestors on the streets

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

ah well if it’s hard then no worries, I know you guys are busy. thanks for taking a look