Del Mar Cowboy

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[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

@futtywap #facts

[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

@TexasFootball Sarkisians play calling is terrible. Two 4th and 1 calls wuth Arch in the Shotgun? At least throw the ball downfield. Slow developing, terrible short yardage calls. This is 100% on his shoulders. His play calling is predictable and embarassing.

[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

@AddictKE_ The cerebellum is not attached to the pre-frontal cortex

[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

@fulovitboss Damn! He was only 12" from completing that difficult front cross kick...

[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

@libsoftiktok No Tax On Moonshine!!

[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

@MrWhiplash_ Dancing in the streets. Almost as happy as when the Longhorns beat USC to win the National Championship!

[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

@_Gibsonmel Scary as hell. Hopefully everyone stays vigilant for things that don't make sense. For example, a man walking out of a woman's restroom (without purple hair, bull ring, torn wife beater tee, and storm trooper boots, and with the "key-chain to nowhere" dangling from his pocket.

[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

@AJCassavell Well deserved. He was the difference maker this season!

[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

@storm1news Love stories with a happy ending. Hopefully these hoodrats spread the news.

[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

@Grav1metric @Andrew_Chia01 It's called, "purple drank" or "lean"

[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

@Kentuckygirl1 This is just a little high school mischief. These boys have never been in trouble.. Especially Quattrovarius

[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

@realDonaldTrump Winning and making America safer and stronger.

[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

That's what it will look like the first time a biological woman (identifying as a man) goes over the middle to catch a pass. I guarantee she will immediately identify as a female after she is awakened with smelling salts and placed on a stretcher.

[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

@EstesPga Lmao. Just had those exact thoughts running through my brain. Now if you could only teach me how to hit a basic sand shot. September 12 can't come soon enough. 🏈 Arch is going to have a monster year! #heisman #Hookem #longhornfootball

[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

@FOX26Houston Welcome to Texas Karmelo. This is how justice works. Be glad you aren't on Death Row. Get a Bible & get right with God. The courts didn't let you down. Your parents & hoodrat culture did. I pray for the Metcalf family/friends. And I also pray for you and your family. 🙏

[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

@Randomvideos107 Police pulling the gun was outrageous. He was doing fantastic. But asking for a Supervisor only works at McDonald's

[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

@acaseofthegolf1 Only Saudis with FU money would be stupid enough to try and compete with the PGA TOUR and the world governing bodies of professional golf. The concept was DOA before Norman and Mickelson "Dixie Chicked" their place in professional golf history.

[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

@ABC Singapore handling their business 🤘💪👌👏👏

[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

@grok Grok, "Why does anyone watch the WNBA?" "Do you have to be a lesbian to enjoy watching these Clydesdale's run up and down the court?" "Has a woman ever dunked a basketball?"

[Del Mar Cowboy @par3eagl]

@Milajoy "Take a breath"... 😂🤣 The same thing as asking your girlfriend to "calm down". May he RIP....