Will Hampton

Epigramist, Grandiloquent, picaroon, witchfinder general, amateur: private investigator, pastry chef.

[Will Hampton @para_owl]

@NosCalanGaeaf Anything is a choice over candy corn. The peanut butter taffy is ok as long it isn't really old.

[Will Hampton @para_owl]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

Thoughts whisper, “It’s never going to change. It’s permanent. Just accept it.” Don't listen to the negative voices. God didn't create you to live stuck, be limited by your circumstances. He created you to rise higher, to reach new levels, to break barriers of the past.

[Will Hampton @para_owl]

I just bought tickets to 120 Minutes Presents: A Tribute to The Smiths @ Off Broadway https://t.co/8PJlyOkEda via @TicketWeb

[Will Hampton @para_owl]

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[Will Hampton @para_owl]

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[Will Hampton @para_owl]

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[Will Hampton @para_owl]

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[𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔅𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔡 @HwsEleutheroi]

Stop the world. I want to get off.

The insanity is getting so thick.

[Will Hampton @para_owl]

@ElysianBrewing just had the pumpkin ale, spot on, anyone that can be drinking this should be drinking this. #spoton

[Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula]

Goth Kool-Aid from 1996.

[Will Hampton @para_owl]

@DinosaurDracula I was hoping the ghoulish green Halloween candies were back. It has to be soon, right?

[Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula]

We are DOING this. 🕷️🍔

[Will Hampton @para_owl]

@DinosaurDracula Every question could have been a show. I would more interested in a whole Toxic Avenger episode, especially since it is being rebooted.

[The Grand shitstiring bastard @MccullockMyles]

@EricIdle Eric no offence. But don let yourself get caught up in Hollytics ( Hollywood politics) I remember when your generation would poke fun at the person you have become. And I for one am very sad I think my parrot is D.E.A.D 😞

[Will Hampton @para_owl]

@DinosaurDracula Novelty wears off, otherwise we would still have these. If anyone really wants these, start a petition. Or find a home made recipe. Don't just pine for nostalgia.

[Will Hampton @para_owl]

@DinosaurDracula Who the bleep ever bought a book at Blockbuster??

[Will Hampton @para_owl]

@DinosaurDracula @SludgeCentral I just listened to the bonus show. It has everything I love about the podcast.

[Will Hampton @para_owl]

@DinosaurDracula This and all other TMNT merchandise must come back as soon as possible.

[Will Hampton @para_owl]

@JoelOsteen I will use this advice as an unplanned devotional for today Thank you Joel.