paradigm shift

News from 2070

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The year is 2070. President Guy Fieri has solved immigration. Only Latina women, 18-25, below 20% body fat who cook and clean are allowed in. White women, completely obsolete, hold anti-immigration protests in the streets.

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We're going to use AI in Zambia

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Get ready to get a new tv

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lookout black guys, it's may of an election year

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I'm 2070 all pilots are black women and getting on a flight is a coin flip with your life

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Jews rock!

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@iAmFroggyFresh @IfnBoxing If you publicly deny nazism and say you love the Jewish community I won't beat you up as simple as that

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@EyesOnl49721910 @nytimes The stampede probably started when someone showed up in a Godzilla costume

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Jewish Price is Right and they all bid a dollar

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Complaining about hormones in meat is transphobic

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We're gonna kill em!

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Why do they call them straight jackets? You have to be crazy to put a dick in your butt. They should call them gay jackets

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In 2070 the nuclear family is banned as a terrorist organization

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In 2070 workplaces have bring your houseplant or furbaby to work day

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@JeffOnTheRight Which section do the waiters want

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@TheRaDR So you don't think undocumented immigrants have rights in America if they weren't born or naturalized there?

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@RexChapman Sources indicate he isn't even loud at the movies

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@Hawkeye1745 Sources suggest he was caught with Samantha HЧdЄ

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Over six million!! 😱 I can't think of many things worse