Paradise the Ginger

I have 4 crotch goblins. autistic and adhd. just trying to figure out who I am. I have way too many animals.

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

I proved to myself I'm at the age I can get you or your daddy by giving my number to a guy at tractor supply who told me he has 4 grown kids 💀🤷🏼‍♀️😌

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

I just got blue lighted by a county cop to warn me about a state trooper and I think that's saying something about troopers

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

I can't imagine being as big of a piece of shit as you. At this point there is no use for you.

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

I'm not a gender role type of person, but I'm sick of doing boy jobs all the time.

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

Didn't think I'd ever be a whiskey girl, but here I am.

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

Somewhere over the rainbow 🌈 🎶🎵

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

I think they talk shit about me when I'm not around 😭

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

How many shots of bird dog back to back is too many shots?

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

I just wanna sit on the floor

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

Got home and didn't give af about my bong. All I wanted was Whiskey. Guess that sums up how I feel rn.

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

I don't need a chaser for anything anymore and it's a real problem.

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

Looking back I should have gone bat shit crazy much sooner.

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

Pull my crazy out on a random Facebook add and dude likes it 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

Probably gonna lose most of my snap streaks over the next couple days. I'm over everything.

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

Why is Meant to Live by Switchfoot such a monumental song for my childhood when I was only 6 when it came out?💀😅

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

I hate when people ask my type and expect a mostly physical answer. I never know what to say.

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

Imagine telling the mother of your child that you bragged about this baby being your choice like it's some great thing that you forced her to have a child she didn't want 💀😅

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

I'm so sick of my double chin. I need to lose weight

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

@itsmaddiejo Literally 💀🤣

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

This is not it

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

@laylaholley99 That's so weird 💀🤣

[Paradise the Ginger @paradisechey]

@hotgorlsomer Well endowed 💀🤣