PARADISE CROSSED

🦑 welcome inklings 🦑 this is a nightcore lifestyle podcast by squid sisters @BerettaCrash & @ASHNERVE

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PC022 - FUTSAL SHUFFLE: LEGACY

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FURRY CIA OP, DR PHIL CAUGHT MID TRANSFORMATION, BLACK SARCOPHAGUS, GETTING DOME IN SENSEDEP TANK. VISUALS: https://t.co/oviwLBcgYN

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Excited to announce we will now be available on Gimlet Media as their newest signee! We’ll bring a snarky left-leaning bent to the news and pop culture of our time while using facts to hold this corrupt administration accountable. And we’ll do all we can to elect Biden this fall!

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PC021 - POD FUCKS AMERICA feat. @LooseMeat

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Topics: Pete on Kimmel, Disturbed’s cover of “Sound of Silence”, our favorite fire juggler Aaron Bonk

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did you know? you are still allowed to listen to paradise crossed while self-quarantined.

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@DangThatJoe bless you for patiently waiting long and hard for the delicious refreshing glass of glitched pepsi we are serving you on Friday

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coming friday......

a special paradise crossed-over event

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proud to announce we have been added to Tulsi Gabbard's podcasting network

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it's better to be dumb and happy than smart and depressed

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~ too cute to be blackpilled ~

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PC020 - A SPEEDRUN OF HETEROSEXUALITY

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TOPICS: Bloomberg worse than Trump, Guilty Gear, Betty Footbath, crab rave vs. crabcore, & Shoreline Mafia

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we've received disturbing reports that during the Oscars, the powerful ones chose to replace Billie Eilish with her identical twin sister Betty Footbath. this was done mid broadcast. you can tell - the eyes are different. so many questions remain. we investigate on Friday.

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@DangThatJoe @BerettaCrash love you, thank you for always supporting 😭

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🏎️ PC019 - A LITTLE DITTY 'BOUT EMMA AND GRAHAM 🏎️

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Crash has devised a new system for picking the president - we will be recording tomorrow in order to transmit this powerful info. New episode this week!

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👟 PC018 - PARADISE SHUFFLE 2020 👟

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ash and crash are back in the studio tonight for episode 18! we'll release on friday. any questions/topics you'd like to hear us address??? post em here! https://t.co/L3GPGOInJI

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🎉 PC017 - DICK CLARK'S NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN' PENIS 🎉

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🏔️ PC016 - SUGARNEPHEW 🏔️

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