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@jk_rowling Rowling, whenever you speak up, I breathe a sigh of relief and think: finally, sanity prevails.

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@RGalbraith @jk_rowling The best part of this year so far.

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Anyone who talked to a #Google employee around 2012 and beyond could see the writing on the wall. Not sure how Google has maintained such a pristine reputation, but such things happen in #tech.

https://t.co/NncSwANEEb via @technology

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@nytimes “Discriminating against Asian American students by using a subjective standard to gauge traits like likability, courage and kindness and by effectively creating a ceiling for them.”

So NYT acknowledged what’s happening but thinks it doesn’t matter when it’s to Asians.

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Tfw you bring your copy of marx engels to work but then new ppl are in the office

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Tfw youre too young to run against trump ~~~~(>_<)~~~~

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tfw your phd is on groupon

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top secret animu

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Chevrolet? More like crapolet

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Leadership Sample A
Really good at: pontificating
Really bad at: making sure there are enough Kleenex boxes in the office

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Leadership: *tried to praise me for product i spent the last 6 months working on*
Me: outta my way im hungry

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Classmate: whats your five year plan
Me: idk im not mao zedong

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Tfw menu select from windwaker feels like a hanom exercise

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me last weekend when i had to turn around an emergency patch in 1 hour

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when your code editor won't allow you to :( at life

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Wal-Itin? This is walmarts answer to claritin?

When education deteriorates, society deterioriates