Sarah Painter

i'm just a person .

[Sarah Painter @parahsainter]

I just wanna drive a dope van and bake awesome treats for mountain people.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THE WAY HE SMILED BEFORE CRASHING OUT HAS ME IN TEARS LMAOOO😭😭😭

[José Carlos 14 @nekoakashiro14]

Antes de que existiera la IA así se hacía,

[Joe @electionsjoe]

I love how the world is in chaos and NYC gets the sunshine and rainbows subplot.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath but never a source of God's charity, mercy, or compassion.

[Sarah Painter @parahsainter]

@_ExitTheLeft @krassenstein nice chatgpt response you twat. form an original thought and then you can argue.

[susa @prinkasusa]

My coworker used to take the long way home every night. Two extra bus stops, more walking, more money, more time. One day I asked her why she didn’t just take the shortcut alley behind our building.
She laughed and said, “Oh, because a guy followed me there once and told me he could ‘do whatever he wanted’ and no one would hear me scream.”
So now, every night, she calls a male friend and pretends she’s on the phone with her “boyfriend.” Sometimes she even laughs loudly and says things like, “Yeah, I’ll see you in five minutes, babe,” even when she’s completely alone.
Not because she wants attention.
Not because she’s dramatic.
Because sounding “taken” and “protected” is safer than sounding like a woman by herself.
Men cannot even begin to understand the calculations women make every day just to get home alive.

[NOVA @DearMine210]

No community celebrates the birth of a newborn baby than elephants!🐘. This trumpeting and elation is far beyond angels can sing in heavenly places. What a heart-melting and awe-inspiring sighting? 🐘❤️

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

Imagine being the richest man on earth with 13 children and still no one believes you’ve ever gotten laid

[JΛKΣ @USMCLiberal]

This Tom Hanks SNL skit, where he refuses to shake a Black woman’s hand is disgusting!!!

[Alex Fernie @FernieCommaAlex]

I find the way Adam Sandler continues to publicly mourn his friends who died too young, even now after many years, sincerely really moving.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[alison chains @cooldetat]

the most fucked up part about the chicago jeremy allen white lookalike contest is that there was no homage to lip gallagher. just the aprons and white t-shirts. shameless used to mean something

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Nothing says “Make America Healthy Again” like a Big Mac and a lipper

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

This is the hardest dap up I’ve ever seen

Little guy said PUT ‘ER THERE BIG MAN

[Amanda Serrano @Serranosisters]

I landed 107 more punches, she got a point deducted and I lost 95-94 lmfao

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

Little boys were saying “your body, my choice” to little girls at school today.

But tell us more about the scary books in the library.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

So it begins.

MAGA is about to find out how tariffs actually work first hand.