Dying and Surviving Paralegal

an outlet to vent about the daily BS one endures while working as a paralegal.

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@stacey_rose21 Feels

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@VanessaCloutman Oooooh this is good! They know I watched my nephews too this weekend!

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After last week and the shit that hit the fan today, I'm going to call in sick tomorrow. I never do this. Gimme your best excuses! #paralegalproblems

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@TheCorgiMomma They sadly don't believe in those. No lie.

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@danie11enic01e Dead cat 😂

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@vellichorandgin True but last week just felt extra

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Has anyone else's week at work just been horribly crazy? Like rude clients, attorneys, bosses? I haven't been this frazzled in a while.

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@kittenista007 Or the fact that as far as they know we placed it in today's mail.

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What is up with all of the discovery aggression before the holidays? OCs losing their minds and requesting responses & sending new roggs today!

OC: your CL's responses are due today when will I be getting them?

Bitch, you'll get them 1/2/20 when we reopen. Calm the fuck down.

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@pegc4 Amen!

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Gawd please end this day.

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Is this week over yet?

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@LCaffeinated Life changer.

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Awww yes mass Merry Christmas email to clients remind them of their cases and their need to bitch at us in return. "Never got a call back" "screw you" "where is discovery answers from opposing" and so on and so on.

Whhhhhy?!?!

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Is it Thanksgiving break yet? I am over this week.

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@IrritatedPara Week... That kinda week. Dear gawd.

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@IrritatedPara Ha, it's been that kinda well. I had to explain to attorney that ADR wasn't just county provided reduced cost mediation....smh

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What is the most widely used non-binary singular pronoun? Asking for attorney.