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I just completed "Secret Entrance" - Day 1 - Advent of Code 2025 https://t.co/upSDMg0Af3 #AdventOfCode

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#ChatGPT #dystopian #satire #RFC #ADD I thought this was particularly darkly hilarious coming from a bot meant to replace us, but reddit says to keep this secret knowledge out of your hands @elonmusk , it's too dangerous. https://t.co/qG9pmUdP4m

[Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en]

Street musician Moisey Bondarenko who now serves in the Army, plays his violin right on the frontlines.

Just listen how incredible it sounds!

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@fostaaak RIP Brandon

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@SantoshYadavDev @NotionAddon

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Congratulations on your first day at Amazon

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@RustyCage_

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https://t.co/navyLxHBhf

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no context needed

[the notorious ana @anatfln]

found anti grass memes

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@steveklabnik I only get trash in the mail anyway. In the not too distant future "mailbox" might be a reserved analogy for a pseudorandom number generator. It works.

[heelersbot @heelersbot]

it’s the weekend baby

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@holamendi @solnic29a I honestly can't tell if this is a joke. Is it a joke? I want to believe it is. In what universe is JavaScript close to the metal?

[turnoff.us @turnoff_us]

cloud native for dummies

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I've never been happier to be born in 1986, when Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer was the unstoppable #1 radio hit.

I can lead a team but I'm not considered "Cloud Geriatric"

[Medium @Medium]

"Geriatric millennials" (born between 1980 and 1985) are best positioned to lead teams that will thrive in the hybrid workplace," writes @ericadhawan. https://t.co/e0jSyj6eJY

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@islandgoth

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@eavoss I'm in Gainesville yelling at you on my TV that Jimmy Wu's missing witness protection could be another fake Mandarin. Connection between Dr Strange and Mephisto (possibly hydra?) https://t.co/Kpm9FFVkOu

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@bgoodsell why did my intuition tell me that you probably own one of these when I read this? https://t.co/rRfmSmkLF2

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